I couldn't translate every thing but this is the gist of it (thank you google):
New Class: Eric (or "Elic" in Korean)
Eric Class Skills:
Hide: hide behind a tree/rock.
Scratch Your Butt: Gathers power to form an energy vortex, culminating in a powerful urge to scratch your butt, resulting in calmness until the urge appears again.
Fetus Curl: When in same place as a monster, curl up like a baby and gain +99 defense.
Super-retreat: Not only runs away fast from a monster but also log out too.
Super-Jump: Jump 1 pixel higher now.
Beard: you grow a beard and use it as a weapon. Beard gives +1 LUK and +0 attack.
Noob Stance: every monster will knock you off position. All other classes can knock you out of position too. OP-ed
Party-Troll: annoy party members thus lowering the defense of the party by 100%.
Sleep: take a nap and do nothing.
Bubble-Wrap Popping: pop that stuff which comes in packages to annoy monsters and give them +10000 attack.
Smoke bomb: Throw a bomb of smoke which covers the whole screen and does nothing else.
Erica: turn into a G.I.R.L version of self.
New Eric-type weapon: Fafnir phone - calls the police for help. Gives 0% PDR 0% bossing and 0 attack.
New Skills in KMS for F/P and I/L Archmages:
Elemental Composition - Uses magic that combines both Fire and Poison Attributes to attack one enemy. Note: I wonder what this will be like.
Poisonic boom - Drain-like skill which steals a certain amount of enemy's HP while poisoning them. Note: for once, Nexon doesn't steal ideas from somewhere else with this new skill with a totally original name yaaagh?
Dolphin - Seal's older brother. Works like Seal except it works on bosses and has a cooldown. Also advertises Sea World. note: Irriwaddy Dolphins are best animal of all time.
Chemistry - Interpolate acidic rain into Meteor to give your enemies hallucinogenic symptoms: 20% chance to shrink, 20% chance to turn opposite gender, 20% chance to get drunk, 20% chance to become pacifist, 20% chance to vomit drops. For I/L mages, Blizzard snow turns into white powder. While skill is active, a certain dating website is advertised over 80% of the screen because Nexon partnered with it.
Phyroison - summon a stationary pillar of fire which emits purple gas with 6900% DoT every second. Cast it twice in 5 seconds to release another skill called Phallic Thrust, which makes your DoT attack twice per second instead of once. (I/L mages gets Phallic Ice pillar called Icening-Hard-on with 2% stance and it shoots oddly-shaped lightning-charged icebergs out of itself and gives horntail 180% chance to fall in love). Note: way to copy Shrek Nexon F7.
DragonBowel-Z: charge up your poison powers for 30 minutes to release a brownish mist
Hey, I just froze you, and this is freezy, so here's my glacier, kill you maybe? - turns Chain Lightning into Luminous' Reflection....permanently.
Hey, I just poison you, and you feel hazy, so you will die slow, life insurance beneficiary me maybe? - turns Paralyze into Luminous' Reflection....permanently.
Fire-Piss Man: Turn into a superhero which pisses out liquid which burns. Have the ability to burn anything at will at the cost of your privacy and dignity.
Freezing-Piss Man: Turn into a superhero which pisses out liquid that freezes. Have the ability to freeze anything at will at the cost of your privacy and dignity.
note: Female characters get no such skills because life isn't fair and men own everything.
-Poison Mist's toad is now Kim Jung Un because this is appropriate
-Mist Eruption now costs 5nx to cast, requires to go to cs every time
-Glacial Chain has 1% chance to turn enemy into a cruise ship
-Paralyze has 100% chance to 1hko all bosses on a server. Oh wait: Nexon said 5 minutes later that this is too weak so they made paralyze also have 50% chance to give 1k NX each time it's cast
-Each time Chain Lightning or Blizzard is cast, Nexon donates .01% of their revenue to Hurricane Sandy and Tsunami relief efforts.
-Chain Lightning and Blizzard: Cooldown added: 10 years
New User Interface: Prototype design image
Source for the skill updates: scroll down to the link at the bottom
Source for Eric class: http://orangemushroom.wordpress.com/...l00FlirpAyppaH