Lauren Goodger narrowly avoids walking into a puddle during day out in Essex

[Mazz]

There's nothing worse than ruining your shoes in a puddle, but Lauren Goodger was lucky enough to side-step that problem on Friday.

The quick-thinking reality star spotted the pool of water before walking right into it outside a shop in Essex.

A short skip to the left was all Lauren needed to avoid a watery disaster.

The beauty entrepreneur wore an all-black outfit made up of a floaty dress, cropped leather jacket, tights and ankle boots.

Luckily, Lauren wasn't wearing the new Christian Louboutin shoes she bought herself for Valentine's Day, as she might have not been so nift on her feet.

The former TOWIE star tweeted a picture of the sandals, with the caption: 'Happy Red sole day .. Love my new loubs (sic)'

The low-cut nature of the frock allowed Lauren to show off the results of her recent boob job.

The former TOWIE star admitted in January to spending £6,000 on undergoing a cosmetic procedure to boost her bust from a 34D to a 34E cup at the end of December, after the pressures of 'yo-yo dieting' left her breasts lacking 'volume'.

Lauren spoke to New magazine about her latest assets: 'They're very similar to my old boobs but they've got more volume rather than them flopping down a bit.'

Although Lauren admitted her larger bust does make her size 12-14 frame look 'a bit bigger', she insisted she is happy with their overall appearance, as she didn't want her new boobs to look too fake.

She added: 'I'm a curvy girl, I think they're in proportion with my shape, where my shoulders are, where my hips are. I didn't want them to look fake, I'm not a fan of that.

'It was just something for my confidence and to fill out what I had already.'

Source.

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I'm so glad she's okay.

[Celan]

This... is real?

[iVege]

Daily Mail writes article on Lauren Goodger avoiding puddle!

[Razmos]

I love my country.

[xparasite9]

Oh my god are her breasts all right?

[Razmos]

It's extra ironic that peoples livelihoods have been ruined by the floods affecting most of the country, and they have an article about a no-talent Z-list "reality" star avoiding a PUDDLE, and showing off her expensive clothes and expensive boob job.

Celebrity culture these days disgusts me. most of the celebrities in the UK these days are reality stars earning ridiculous amounts of money specifically for having no talents and being disgusting people. eurgh.

[Mazz]

It's extra ironic that peoples livelihoods have been ruined by the floods affecting most of the country, and they have an article about a no-talent Z-list "reality" star avoiding a PUDDLE, and showing off her expensive clothes and expensive boob job.

Celebrity culture these days disgusts me. most of the celebrities in the UK these days are reality stars earning ridiculous amounts of money specifically for having no talents and being disgusting people. eurgh.

Yup. Saw this posted on Facebook a couple days ago:



It's absolutely insane in some parts of the country.

[VerrKol]

Oh my god are her breasts all right?

I'm sure they look better wet anyway.

[icephoenix21]

"beauty entrepreneur"

Looks like a typical duckface to me.

[Polantaris]

I thought stupidly retarded and useless information "news" was a US trademark. Never expected to see this from England too.

The fact that this was considered by someone to be news-worthy and worthy of an article is depressing, regardless of if it's a joke or not (doesn't read like a joke, for sure).

[Takebacker]

Yup. Saw this posted on Facebook a couple days ago:

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It's absolutely insane in some parts of the country.

Where in the world is this?

[Mazz]

Where in the world is this?

Somerset (South West), in England. There's been major flooding all over the country recently =x

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http://www.theguardian.com/environment/flooding <-- here's some actual news

[xparasite9]

I thought stupidly retarded and useless information "news" was a US trademark. Never expected to see this from England too.

England actually has a very large amount of stupid news.
Daily Mail and Guardian are the chief offenders.

[Endgame]

You'd be surprised how similar America and England truly are when it comes to their negative aspects.

If you want a shining example of how England's worst bigot scum are comparable to America's, Look up the "English Defense League".

[Moonlapse]

Does England have anything similar to the American abomination known as cable news?

[Remoir]

I've stopped reading my gossip magazines because they were infested with losers like this woman. :(

Also glad Bristol hasn't flooded yet.

[hadriel]

Sorry who is Lauren Goodger again? Is this person soluble in water?

Hadriel

[KhainiWest]

If I was that desperate for a story I would have pushed her into the massive puddle to begin with.

"NEWS REPORTER SO BORED, PUSHES REALITY STAR INTO RIVER, CAN'T FIND BODY, REPORTER CLAIMS HE SLIPPED 7 METERS AWAY, DUCKS SAW EVERYTHING"

[Flonne]

Who?

Also, "I didn't want them to look too fake" while talking about fake breasts, wat.

[Polantaris]

Who?

Also, "I didn't want them to look too fake" while talking about fake breasts, wat.

She looks like boobs with a body attached, so I think she failed miserably.

I think they just wanted a story to talk about her breast implants, and somehow edged a puddle into that discussion.

"Ms.Goodger! You just narrowly avoided that puddle! How do your breasts feel?"