[Post from Reddit] You're in a basement for 10 years and you have 30 points to spend.

[Corn]

Hell now that I'm thinking about it, why does everyone who wants someone to talk to is taking the hot chick instead of Barry Bonds?

I MEAN HE'S LIKE ALMOST 10 POINTS CHEAPER.

[FoolsLove]

Hell now that I'm thinking about it, why does everyone who wants someone to talk to is taking the hot chick instead of Barry Bonds?

I MEAN HE'S LIKE ALMOST 10 POINTS CHEAPER.

Because sex

[Kobe]

fast food and booze.

fuuck internet you lifeless niggers

[Punch]

Question: Can we bang our doctor? That'd eliminate the whole Girl/Guy Sex buddy being around 24/7 and annoying you. Plus, staying healthy.
Whatta bargain for 2 pts.

[Jedward]

Question: Can we bang our doctor? That'd eliminate the whole Girl/Guy Sex buddy being around 24/7 and annoying you. Plus, staying healthy.
Whatta bargain for 2 pts.

It doesn't explicitly forbid you from doing so.

Plus, I might pineapple the Mayo doctor.

[DeanNim]

Stunningly attractive male - 18 points.
Garden - 2 points
Skylight - 2 points
Library with everything - 4 points
Fruit juices/fruits - 2 points
Medical care - 2 points

1) because i need someone to talk to(amongst other things).
2) im a sucker for greeneries and reading in the garden sounds like something i could do everyday.
3) My garden needs to survive.
4) library because reading > internet.
5) I heard raw vegans are healthier and can eat as much as they want without getting fat.
6) I have migraines and its the last thing i want to tolerate.

if i take the 5 extra points then

fast food - 4 points
train set - 1 point

1) because hey, being raw vegan is good and all but no one can resist a good pizza.
2) train set + garden + library + skylight = fantasy world i want to live in.

[holycow]

girl - 18
gourmet food - 9 (27)
skylight - 2 (29)
doctor - 2 (31)
drinks - 1 (32)
hygiene products + jacuzzi bathtub - 3 (35)
surround sound system with all record music - 4 (39)
pool table - 1 (40)


does the garden get forfeited too?

[CrazyForDex]

Just realized that I could grow drugs if I had a garden...

I believe I need to rethink some of my decisions.

[Kalovale]

I'll use all 40 points to get the girl, computer, internet, and some food. Those will be 10 better years than I'll be spending today anyway.

[ShinkuDragon]

i'll take the girl, the dog, and the gun with 3 bullets.

i need nothing more.

[DeanNim]

Just realized that I could grow drugs if I had a garden...

I believe I need to rethink some of my decisions.

I'll use all 40 points to get the girl, computer, internet, and some food. Those will be 10 better years than I'll be spending today anyway.

i'll take the girl, the dog, and the gun with 3 bullets.

i need nothing more.

ya'll need help

[CrazyForDex]

ya'll need help

I'm sorry that you don't approve of my life choices.

[KhainiWest]

You guys realize that by having internet, you pretty much have every other option. Just online set up credit cards, by the time you're out, you'll have 10 million dollars. Hell I'll have a different b`itch a night!

[777]

Hell now that I'm thinking about it, why does everyone who wants someone to talk to is taking the hot chick instead of Barry Bonds?

I MEAN HE'S LIKE ALMOST 10 POINTS CHEAPER.

people are taking the girl for more things other than talking...
if you know what i mean

[chrome]

Kitchen - 6; Need food.
Workout room - 5; What else am I going to do down there?
Library - 4; Because who needs internet?
Drugs - 5; Strong chance of me getting bored.
Medical care - 2; Just incase I don't use the drugs right.
Hygiene - 3; Because eww if you didn't pick this.
Phone - 3; For the sake of being able to talk to people occasionally.
Skylight - 2; I don't want to become a mole person.

Enter as a man, leave as a god.

[Satellite]

Internet - 14 points
Top Computer - 4 points
Medical Care - 2 points
Non-Alcoholic Drinks - 1 point
Unlimited Fast Food - 4 points

Total - 25 points, 5 points extra = 10mil+5mil = 15mil

A few notes:

1. As a straight virgin, that woman was tempting but REALLY? 18 million worth of points? Hand will be much cheaper and will complain less. Besides, maybe I could hit up with a female medic included in the medical care... (ninj'd by Punch)
2. As for all games, all movies, all tv series, radio, all music and tv... Can't you easily get them for free with computer and internet?

[Connor]

Stunningly attractive male + stunningly attractive male

who cares about money or living i'll die happy

[KhainiWest]

Stunningly attractive male + stunningly attractive male

who cares about money or living i'll die happy

Connor being locked up like a Chinese finger trap.

[chrome]

Also, if I am strictly limited to being as capitalist as possible:

Stock Market - 7; MAXIMUM PAYOUT
Attractive Female - 18; HOT SECRETARY
Kitchen - 6; HOT SECRETARY PLS MAKE ME A SANDWICH
Drugs - 5; HAD A HARD DAY AT WORK FOR TEN YEARS
Hygiene - 3; DON'T WANT TO HAVE SEX WITH A CRUSTY SECRETARY
Gun - 1; AFTER TEN YEARS OF CLIMBING THE CORPORATE LADDER FROM THE BOTTOM OF A BASEMENT I HAVE DECIDED THAT I AM UNHAPPY WITH MY POSITION IN LIFE AND NO LONGER SEE A POINT IN SPENDING OR INVESTING THE BILLIONS I HAVE ACCUMULATED PLAYING WHILE PLAYING THE STOCK MARKET. ALSO MY SECRETARY HAS BEEN GIVING ME SOME LIP RECENTLY AND THAT BITCH NEEDS TO SHUT UP

(I am not a chauvinist or any form of corporate scum and this is meant to be a darkly-humored joke, please have some thick skin when reading this.)

[Fiel]

5) I heard raw vegans are healthier and can eat as much as they want without getting fat.

You're joking, right?

Anyone who eats too many calories will gain weight. Raw vegans are not an exception to this rule.

Also, if I am strictly limited to being as capitalist as possible:

Stock Market - 7; MAXIMUM PAYOUT
Attractive Female - 18; HOT SECRETARY
Kitchen - 6; HOT SECRETARY PLS MAKE ME A SANDWICH
Drugs - 5; HAD A HARD DAY AT WORK FOR TEN YEARS
Hygiene - 3; DON'T WANT TO HAVE SEX WITH A CRUSTY SECRETARY
Gun - 1; AFTER TEN YEARS OF CLIMBING THE CORPORATE LADDER FROM THE BOTTOM OF A BASEMENT I HAVE DECIDED THAT I AM UNHAPPY WITH MY POSITION IN LIFE AND NO LONGER SEE A POINT IN SPENDING OR INVESTING THE BILLIONS I HAVE ACCUMULATED PLAYING WHILE PLAYING THE STOCK MARKET. ALSO MY SECRETARY HAS BEEN GIVING ME SOME LIP RECENTLY AND THAT BITCH NEEDS TO SHUT UP

(I am not a chauvinist or any form of corporate scum and this is meant to be a darkly-humored joke, please have some thick skin when reading this.)

You took 40 points. This means you will get a $0 payout immediately with the stock market. So you'll have access to the stock market but no funds to play with.