Best poem ever.

[DeanNim]

i enjoyed reading tbh

[Nion]

Honestly, there were some words I haven't heard of before until now.

[ShinkuDragon]

i need someone to recite this to me, this poem made me doubt how i say everything.

[DeanNim]

i need someone to recite this to me, this poem made me doubt how i say everything.

i think what frustrates me the most is sword and sward

[Words]

i need someone to recite this to me, this poem made me doubt how i say everything.

Basic phonetics can help with that. As long as you remember what each symbol sounds like you should be able to read from a dictionary and pronounce correctly.

[Corn]

What the heck is a fe0ffer?

[DeanNim]

What the heck is a fe0ffer?

http://www.thefreedictionary.com/feoffer

[holycow]

I can't pronounce some words
then again, I don't even know if I'm pronouncing the others correctly either

[Razmos]

I could pronounce most of them, but I've always been quite good at English.

maybe actually being from England helps.

[Alex123123]

Ha. No thanks in there.

A very common and troublesome word to pronounce. For me at least.
dank you
sank you
dsanks- ah pineapple it. Gracias.

[ShinkuDragon]

Ha. No thanks in there.

A very common and troublesome word to pronounce. For me at least.
dank you
sank you
dsanks- ah pineapple it. Gracias.

i have problems with words like "naive" that don't sound the way i'd expect them to sound

[Dusk]

i need someone to recite this to me, this poem made me doubt how i say everything.

I attempted it.

I might have screwed up a couple words. I also tried to use a "standard American accent" as much as I could (my default is a Carolina accent with a slight Asian inflection), so it may sound a little forced.

[PoetryIsFail]

Oh god this was horrible to read outloud e-e

[李船長]

Speaking French and English kind of pineapples me up sometimes and my really bad articulation doesn't help. I feel like my mouth produces a lot of saliva after a while and it gets hard to keep on pronouncing.