POLL: If Southperry was a movie...

[PhantomRes]

Would we all be played by Nicolas Cage?

Think about it.

[Link]

Yep. I'll play the part of Nicolas Cage, and then Nicolas Cage will play the part of me. Nicolas Cage playing me playing Nicolas Cage.

[Zelkova]

Well.. I could see it happening.

Spoiler

[Locked]

Nic Cage doesn't do indie.

[Moonlapse]

Nicolas Cage acting out a heated SP debate. Total awesomeness.

[Maping]

peach please, I'd totally be played by Scarlett Johansson.

[Razmos]

"I wanted Charlize Theron to play me, but there was a conflict because she's ugly, so i'm playing myself"

[Imitazion]

peach please, I'd totally be played by Scarlett Johansson.

sign me up

[Nion]

Look at this superb acting. Who wouldn't want this guy to be in the spectacular movie of Southperry?

[Secun]

Look at this superb acting. Who wouldn't want this guy to be in the spectacular movie of Southperry?

-snip-

Yeah, and I'm sure some of us Southperrians aren't above punching out women while wearing a bear suit, either.

[Razmos]

Look at this superb acting. Who wouldn't want this guy to be in the spectacular movie of Southperry?

"Not the pomegranates, arghhhhh! they're in my posts! arghhhh arghhhh"

[IllegallySane]

Do you even have to ask? Hell. Bloody. Yes.

[PhantomRes]

Wow the poll is neck and neck, will Nicolas Cage get the gig?

Will Maping be played by Scarlett Johansson?

Will Zelkova post another funny Nicolas Cage comic?

These questions—and many others—will be answered in the next episode of...Soap!

[Zelkova]

"Not the pomegranates, arghhhhh! they're in my posts! arghhhh arghhhh"

[Sega]

Nic Cage's bees deserve their own limo