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  1. ☮♫♥ Gay Male
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    Default What Would Ryan Lochte Do?

    That's the name of Ryan Lochte's new reality show on E!, because fame + stupidity = a gold mine for reality television. The first episode aired last night, and while I didn't catch it, I saw enough in the video Gawker linked with this article about the especially idiotic things he said last night.

    Of note (from again, just one episode) are scenes including:

    - He doesn't know what the word 'douchebag' means, which he puzzles over after Jezebel calls him one
    - He doesn't remember how many medals he won at the Olympics
    - He remembers the girl Megan he met while out the night before because she "looks pretty" and has a nice "upper body"
    - His favorite movie is What Women Want (though he called it What Woman Want), because, and I quote, "If I could read women's minds, I'd be the king of the world."

    Excuse me while I go die laughing.

  2. Default Re: What Would Ryan Lochte Do?

    Y'all should look up his tweets sometime, it's comedic gold.

  3. Default Re: What Would Ryan Lochte Do?

    I swear, he has to be putting on an act. He can't be that big of an airhead.

  4. aka ClawofBeta Straight Male
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    Default Re: What Would Ryan Lochte Do?

    See this is why I stalk gymnasts and not swimmers.

  5. I post a lot Bi Male
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    Default Re: What Would Ryan Lochte Do?

    I'd like to direct you to Joey Essex.

    Fear for humanity.



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