My sources say that Broa is the best place to get some serious ass.
Renegades
Nova
Chaos
Arcania
Zenith
El Nido
Galicia
Demethos
Yellonde
Kradia
Mardia
Bellocan
Khaini
Windia
Broa
Bera
Scania
My sources say that Broa is the best place to get some serious ass.
Word on the street is that a lot of hoes hang out near Henesys.
THIS IS AN IMPORTANT QUESTION IN NEED OF AN IMPORTANT ANSWER.
Let's break it down.
Places to Avoid:
Renegades - Chicks dig bad boys. But if you're just restarting I think it'll take too long to build up your image. Skip this world for greener pastures. Unless you're into the submissive lifestyle. Then you could probably find yourself a Dom here.
El Nido - As we all know, "El" is a masculine article in the fine language of Spain and Nido refers to the juvenile Nidoran Pokemon. You're obviously not looking for horny teenage boys, so avoid this server.
Nova - A Bizzaro World county in Dnalgne. Gender is not what it seems here. Odds are good you'll want to avoid Nova if you aren't the gambling type.
Chaos - AAAAAAAAAGGGHGHG OH GOD. SNAKES. SNAKES ARE ERUPTING FROM THE VOLCANOES. HELP ME JESUS. HELP ME TOM CRUISE. OH GOD, I HEAR THE GALLOP OF THE FOUR HORSEMEN. JUDGMENT IS AT HAND.
Bera - Bears. Bears as far as the eye can see. Black Bears, Polar Bears, Gay Bears (don't use bear spray on those guys, they're cool), Panda Bears, and all sorts of bears. I don't think you'll find your 18 year old chicks here, but if you visit watch out for the Pandas. Pandas are plantains.
Yellonde - Obviously filled with blonde girls, but they're all younger than you'd like. They made up a new name for their hair color to feel special and aren't old enough yet to deal with life's cruelties.
Iffy:
Demethos - This was a play by Nexon to avoid 4th century BC Greek legal wrangling over the name Demosthenes. Probably has older women, but they'll be interested in speech-making and oratory technique (not what it sounds like). Even if you can tolerate the pretentiousness, expect to be turned down left and right in verbose and confusing ways.
Bellocan - Anagram for lab clone. You might have success here, but brace yourself for the possibility of your chick suddenly disappearing when her original needs a new liver.
Pretty good:
Mardia - The land of Mardi. This might be your best bet. Assuming you have lots of beads to hand out. Look out for the Gras chicks.
Broa - Bros. Bros as far as the eye can see. When you tire of your quest for legal poontang, return here to find a quality bromance. Many consider a quality bromance one of the finer points of life, and you'd be sorry to miss out on that kind of friendship and bromanticism.
Places I'm not familiar enough with:
Arcania
Zenith
Galicia
Scania
Kradia
Khaini
Windia
Maybe someone else can give some input on those?
To women everywhere: I'msosorry
Broa is in the lead, but only by a hundred-seventy-thousand votes! YOU CAN DO IT RENEGADES. ITS NOT OVER YET.
Son, you need to bone up on your espanol, put down that gameboy and get your nose out of the pokemans. We're talking about El Nido, "the nest," and much like the kitchen, where they are found tending to sandwiches, females can be found in nests tending to eggs, perhaps to put in those sandwiches.
To further your already glorious chances with these womans, I'd suggest throwing rocks at them, shiny shiny rocks. Because if Maplestory has taught you anything, the ladies, especially popstar superheroes with suspiciously bouncy cleavage love shiny rocks. No flowers though.
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It seems southperry has a larger user base than originally thought.
I heard Winda Henesys Market CH 1 has some hoes you might want.
Anywhere but Khaini. Place is filled with bros to no end.
Since when did we have over 500,000 renegade players in all of maple, let alone southperry?
On a scale of black coffee to integrity I give this an 5 triangles.
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