YESS KINDER EGGS LEGAL NOW.

[Lozmaster]

WHERE IS THE MILK?
KINDER-EGGS ARE ONLY COMPLETE WITH A WHITE INSIDE.
Gnawrrr... ;_;

Damn right. Those things aren't kinder eggs. A kinder egg without the milk chocolate layer on the inside is worthless. Especially with the horrible stuff americans call chocolate.

This is what it should look like. No imitations allowed.


The only downside is the things are so expensive for the amount of chocolate you get. I think I need to have some kids so I have an excuse to start buying them, and someone to blame for eating them all.

[Razmos]

WHERE IS THE MILK?
KINDER-EGGS ARE ONLY COMPLETE WITH A WHITE INSIDE.
Gnawrrr... ;_;

this, 100% this.

I've been eating these my whole life, guess that shows i'm smarter than the average American child. No surprise there.

The only downside is the things are so expensive for the amount of chocolate you get. I think need to have some kids so I have an excuse to start buying them, and someone to blame for eating them all.

I still get my parents to buy them for me. I'm 20.
GUILTY PLEASURES

[SaptaZapta]

WHERE IS THE MILK?
KINDER-EGGS ARE ONLY COMPLETE WITH A WHITE INSIDE.
Gnawrrr... ;_;

I bet the chocolate tastes like wax, too.

[Tikey]

This is a big deal, because this type of product hasn’t been legal in this country since 1938, when the Food and Drug Administration passed the Food, Drug and Cosmetic Act, which prohibits any “non-nutritive component” (for example, a toy) from being embedded in a confectionary product, as the Foodbeast reported.

To those wondering why products of this nature are illegal in the US. It's in the article.

[Chew]

AHEM!
Mexico holds the best chocolate in the world....
That is all!

[FenixR]

AHEM!
Mexico holds the best chocolate in the world....
That is all!

And here i though it was the swiss... MY WHOLE LIFE IS A LIE!

[MetaSeraphim]

Nevermind this is just a garbage repeat of wonderballs :|

Hey! Wonderballs were great until some stupid kids choked on the toys and they replaced the toys with candy.

[Chew]

And here i though it was the swiss... MY WHOLE LIFE IS A LIE!

I can't deny they have such a nice chocolate, but most of it is AFAIK some sort of synthetical.
The natural Cacao (which the chocolate comes) can only and ONLY be sow in Mexico, at the southeast part to be exact.

[Mazz]

Kinder eggs are pineappleing amazing

[Bomber]

Thank God, it's been years since I've had one of these. That's why you don't swallow the egg whole. Makes me ashamed to live in America.

Why?

[Razmos]

Because Americans like to shove chocolate in their mouths and then regret it later?

[Locked]

UK almost banned them too.

In 2000, the parents of three children in the United Kingdom who died after choking on Kinder toys campaigned for the products to be withdrawn from the European Union.[5] At least six children worldwide have died from choking on the toys.[6]
Defenders of the chocolates said that these had been unfortunate fatalities. This was discussed in the UK House of Commons[7][8][9] and also by the UK Department of Trade and Industry which said, "The child’s tragic death was caused by the ingestion of a small part of the egg’s contents. Many other products and toys with small parts are available in the market place. If we were to start banning every product that could be swallowed by a child, there would be very few toys left in the market.”[10]

[KhainiWest]

UK almost banned them too.

That's sounds like a natural selection problem

[PirateIzzy]

Why?

Basically what Razmos said.

[Razmos]

That's sounds like a natural selection problem

Yes, the phrase "too dumb to live" comes to mind here.

[66alex66]

They should make a chicken-like pinata that when cracked open drops all these eggs. My wallet would cry....

[Saber]

Omg this is thrilling news, I've been addicted to kinder since I was like 6 years old. They're super delicious!

[PervyLion]

You should really change the title of this topic lol. The fact these aren't 'Real' Kinder Eggs just makes this a huge lie..

I've only had 1 my whole life when i got it as a prize in German II class. Oh so good D:

[FenixR]

Yeah you should really change the title, at this point you are only going to crush the hope of many choco-addicts.

[Curtiss]

UK almost banned them too.

Wars kill a lot of people, why don't we shut those down instead of banning a product that is completely safe unless the kid is dumb beyond all belief? Oh wait, I forgot life doesn't work that way.