Hatchet-Wielding Hitchhiker Saves Woman From Racist Jesus

[moore4me]

http://www.uproxx.com/tv/2013/02/hat...led-interview/

So, here’s the thing: A man drove down the street in Fresno the other day, declared himself to be Jesus Christ, began shouting the n-word, drove his car into a black electric company worker and pinned him against his truck, jumped out and started beating up a nearby woman, and that is somehow the second craziest part of this news story.

You see, at some point prior to his violent, racist rampage, the driver picked up a homeless hitchhiker named Kai. And Kai had a hatchet. And when the driver — a six-foot fall, 300+ lb. man — jumped out and started beating up the nearby woman, Kai leaped into action and saved her by repeatedly smashing him on the head with the blunt end of said hatchet. And then, God bless his heroic, hatchet-wielding soul, Kai explained all this to a local news reporter in a profanity-laden interview that places him squarely in the Sweet Brown Wing of the News Interview Hall of Fame.

I don’t want to spoil it for all of you, but Kai’s third appearance in the clip, around the 1:30 mark, is one of the greatest things I have ever seen, and should be studied by historians for centuries

This guy is just bad@ss@! A story with a good ending about someone who, the majority of society would pass on the street and just think he is some riff raff or a bum.

[Worthyness]

SMASH SMASH SUUUUHHMASSSHHHH.


LOL this interview was awesome xD

[Curtiss]

Oh my, I loved the interview and also that justice was served in a most smashing style!

[MetaSeraphim]

I am in love with this guy.

[Turtally]

This is probably appropriate.

But wow, what a guy. I hope he's around the next time I encounter any racist, pedophilic, Jesus Christs.

[Duelman]

This guy needs his own show man.

Gnarly! LOL

[Malthe]

Kai seems like a very caring person, i found the fact that his family considered him to be dead to be quite saddening though.
He did the right thing.

[icephoenix21]

He seems cool enough. He's obviously not dumb.
Just because someone chooses to be a hitch hiker or have no steady place to call home doesn't mean they're worthless or dumb.
Kinda reminds me of Christopher McCandless/ Into the Wild...just a bit :3

[MuscleWizard]

Literally the best news story of 2013

[Darkstars]

What a headline. Someone must have had fun thinking that up.

[IllegallySane]

This is the best news title I've ever read. And just full of win.

[Stereo]

Anyone happen to know what he means with the "sheriff, not the policey" stuff? I guess it's slang I'm not familiar with.

[ShinkuDragon]

this guy's just awesome, that line at the end though, it's heartbreaking and you can kinda see it on his face.

[madanthony]

Anyone happen to know what he means with the "sheriff, not the policey" stuff? I guess it's slang I'm not familiar with.

I think he's using the German Polizei with the connotation he thinks of cops as Nazis.

[moore4me]

The news out there loves Kai, this was posted today,I guess from last night's 10 o'clock news. Kai singing an original song.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sDxK...e_gdata_player