Edit: Finally got rid of the thing.
So yeah, that's in effect now. Original post is below.
You get me the scissors I need to trade it, it's yours.
If you're wondering how I ended up with the thing in the first place, Red Reagent Rocks dropped it.
Not entirely sure now nx item gifting works, so DO NOT send the scissors without first confirming with me that I still have the cape to hand over.