Originally Posted by
Satellite
I find it stupid too, but what I find even more stupid is Christians laughing at the beliefs.
Let's compare:
Scientology:
An evil alien emperor named Xenu ruled most of the galaxy, and put many other alien species to death. He came to earth and dropped all of the aliens into the volcanoes of hawaii. The aliens souls were released, Xenu prepared for this, he used a soul catcher to catch the souls, and send them back to earth. The souls enter the early humans bodies, thus giving them feeling like anger,love,etc.
Christianity:
An invisible, eternal and omnipotent magic man magically created the universe and all the living beings in it. He created faulty humans only to kill and punish them in his little games later. He later turned from a petty, unjust, unforgiving control-freak, a vindictive, bloodthirsty ethnic cleanser; a misogynistic, homophobic, racist, infanticidal, genocidal, filicidal, pestilential, megalomaniacal, sadomasochistic, capriciously malevolent bully to a "loving God", only because a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can forgive you and make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree.
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