Last edited by Razmos; 2012-07-13 at 08:23 AM.
The hell is this?
This is the greatest laugh I have had all week....
dafuq? Looks like Suri is in danger of being taken to that boat with telekinesis.
If he has telekinesis, then I have a million dollars.
How does this even qualify as news? This honestly makes me question less on why she left him.
Is this site a derivative of the Onion? Please tell me it is.
Nope, it's a serious news story.
omg really!?!? the media told me so it must be true!!
Well... it IS Tom Cruise...
ahahahahahahaha this is getting stupider by day.
I find it stupid too, but what I find even more stupid is Christians laughing at the beliefs.
An evil alien emperor named Xenu ruled most of the galaxy, and put many other alien species to death. He came to earth and dropped all of the aliens into the volcanoes of hawaii. The aliens souls were released, Xenu prepared for this, he used a soul catcher to catch the souls, and send them back to earth. The souls enter the early humans bodies, thus giving them feeling like anger,love,etc.
An invisible, eternal and omnipotent magic man magically created the universe and all the living beings in it. He created faulty humans only to kill and punish them in his little games later. He later turned from a petty, unjust, unforgiving control-freak, a vindictive, bloodthirsty ethnic cleanser; a misogynistic, homophobic, racist, infanticidal, genocidal, filicidal, pestilential, megalomaniacal, sadomasochistic, capriciously malevolent bully to a "loving God", only because a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can forgive you and make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree.
This thread was funny until Satellite's post.
Then I scrolled up and began laughing again.
And just think, these people are responsible for a whole Newspaper in the UK. Just imagine the hilarity you all miss out on...
The USA has its own tabloids, such as The National Enquirer.
The only thing that makes Chistians not that stupid is that they usually accept the book they base their beliefs on is "innacurate", and able to be interpreted.
Scientologists seem so stupid because their facts are recent things that you either believe or not. But they can't be interpreted.
Nontheless, I end up agreeing that if you base your beliefs on something that is actually innacurate, and possible to be anything else, I'd be considering it twice.
Evidently Christians can actually read and interpret a book, you failed at both if you believe this is what was written in the bible.
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