[In Progress] > SPURB: The Tale of 8 Youths

[Solarboy]

BGM: Terraform.

You quickly retrieve your water gun from your chest, it's the only thing capable of "harming" Nazrin.

Strife!

>Nazrin: Agress- Attempt to scratch the doll.

>Luisa: Counter with water gun!

It's super effective!

>Nazrin: Agrieve- Hiss and scratch!
Nazrin deals 1 damage to Luisa's arm, a small sacrifice to pay for Tail's safety.

>Luisa: Aggrieve- Obvious opperandi: Water rain!
Nazrin has absconded from the battle.
Nazrin dropped 1 Tails Plush.

Luisa gained 1 guilt point. How silly.

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Nothing must ever harm this plushie, NOTHING!

Hey look, someone is pestering you.

[Solarboy]

Spoiler

-- artsyIslander [AI] began pestering fibonacciFlower [FF]
AI: FF, I'm bored. Entertain me!
FF: What d☀ y☀u think I am?
FF: A pineappleing cl☀wn?
FF: I have en☀ugh pr☀blems as it is
AI: Aww, I'm sorry. :( Bad time, I guess?
FF: Well, n☀t really
FF: It's just my cat has been a bigger d☀uchebag than usual lately
AI: Uh oh. Did it steal your Tails doll... again?
FF: Yes!
FF: That ruffian
AI: What a scamp!
AI: I still consider you lucky.
AI: My ro0mmates won't let me have a cat.
FF: Haha, I w☀uld rather have a r☀☀mate
FF: I live al☀ne with my cat
FF: S☀ yeah.
AI: Aww. I'd keep you company if you didn't live so far away.
AI: Oh, have you gotten your game yet?
FF: Yes!
FF: But DJ t☀ld me n☀t t☀ start it up yet...
FF: I d☀n't kn☀w why.
AI: I guess he's waiting on the rest of us first... I'm still waiting for mine.
AI: Stupid delayed postal services. This tiny place gets everything last. :c
FF: I was surprised that I G☀T MINE FIRST
AI: :O
FF: Things usually take a very l☀ng time t☀ get here t☀☀
AI: Well at least you know how I feel. D: I guess I'll walk around a bit while I wait.
FF: G☀ ahead :3
FF: And have fun.
AI: I'll try. xD
AI: See ya, FF!
-- artsyIslander [AI] ceased pestering fibonacciFlower [FF]

[Solarboy]

You retrieve your trusty handguns from your chest-o'-stuff, you also get your staff just in case. You never know when you may get magical powers!

You store each weapon in their respective strife!specibus.

[MariettaRC]

You interrupt this young lady's shenanigans to discover yet another dumb broad.

Who's this douchebag?

[MariettaRC]

Spoiler

Fatass Walrus

Wow, way to be insulting. Ass. Be nice for once!

[MariettaRC]

Spoiler

Marietta Colette

Much better!

[MariettaRC]

Your name is MARIETTA COLETTE, but your buddies call you MARIA for short. You are 19 years old, turning a nice, round 20 in the next year. You have a variety of INTERESTS AND ADDICTIONS that include staring at COLORFUL ART, playing OLD-SCHOOL VIDEO GAMES and EATING PASTA. You also enjoy drawing and you are NOT TOO BAD AT IT. But you practice as much as you can because you clearly feel otherwise. You enjoy watching BRITISH SCI-FI AND MYSTERY SERIES and have a STRONG ATTRACTION to FELINES. You also enjoy watching various CARTOONS. You are currently in your OWN APARTMENT and you enjoy BEING ALONE. You also have ROOMMATES but you couldn't care less about their presence, as their interests, you believe, are BORING AND IRRITATING. But while you may sound like a loner, you have quite a few FRIENDS, but most of them are very far away and your only method of communication is through your laptop.

Your walls are covered mostly in NINTENDO posters, specifically from the MARIO SERIES. All but one, anyway. You have idolized the red, portly plumber ever since you were 4 years old. Your room is also littered with various MARIO merchandise, some of them gifts from your friends, and you even proudly wear a 1-UP SHIRT as proof of your idolization.

Man, you love this stuff.

You also have a few drawings strewn about from back when you did your art on paper. You don't do this much anymore; why waste paper when you have your drawing tablet right next to your laptop?

You just got off the computer after talking to a buddy. What will you do now?

[MariettaRC]

You look up at the wall where you usually sit in front of and do your usual internety things. You've got yet another Mario poster up there, as well as a target board directly above it. You are quite an avid archery fanatic and are somewhat decent at handling a bow. You have quite a few target boards like the one up there scattered on the walls of your room, all penetrated with darts. You've made a few bulls-eyes but most of them are misses. Sorry, Mario, didn't mean to throw those so close to you!

[MariettaRC]

Oh right! You totally spaced out for a moment there. You did tell your friend you were going to walk around while you waited for your package to arrive. You have been waiting for this thing to arrive for days but the Caribbean islands are one of those unlucky places that usually gets things last. So you get the misfortune of having to wait a bit longer for things to come here. Luckily for you, you don't have to wait long, because you're certain that it should arrive today! But while you wait, you suppose you'll walk around the house for a bit. But before you do that...

[MariettaRC]

What the hell are you talking about? Your arms are right here, dumbass!

...

Oh, those arms! Well why didn't you say so? Better yet, why didn't you use better words, whoever you are?

[MariettaRC]

You go into your closet and grab your bow and arrows. You figure that since you'll be leaving your room, you might as well bring your weapon with you. You stick those in your Bowkind specibus, where you can easily take them back out when you need them. Not that you've ever needed them before. You don't get many chances to use them, except for practice. And even then, you don't get to practice with them much. Especially since this tiny town isn't an ideal archery range. You would go out to your college's track and field and practice like you usually do but you don't want to miss your package. Your roommates might get to it before you do, so you have to stay right here at home and pay close attention in case the mailman arrives any time sooh goddamnit who's pestering you can't they see that you're busy

[MariettaRC]

Show Pesterlog

-- coloquialCookie [CC] began pestering artsyIslander [AI] --
CC: hey
CC: hey u there
CC: mairo
CC: hello?
CC: :U
AI: Aaahhhh, I'm here!
CC: tkaing your sweet ass time
AI: I can't tell if that was a typo or you actually called me Mario...
AI: Well gee, I was away from my laptop, sorry. D:
CC: why dont you people have multiple combutehrs with you at all timrs
CC: anyawy
AI: Like a sensible person? ~.~
CC: did u get that game YD was tlaniga bout
CC: my bro has the mail and i cnat check
CC: :c
AI: Not yet. e_e You know things like to take their sweet ass time to get here.
AI: Kind of why I was away.
AI: I was about to walk around and wait for it, it should arrive today!
AI: Hoping my ro0mmates don't get to it first.
AI: Since they like to hide my stuff, like they think it's funny.
CC: haha how ar eyour room mates anyawy
AI: They're... okay. I guess.
AI: Noisy as usual.
AI: Your brother doesn't let you check the mail? D:
CC: hfln lo
CC: and even if he did, im ont going to walk by his room
CC: anyh idea what the package or w/e the game is ni iwll look like?
AI: Your typos amaze me sometimes, CC. Yet I still always know what you're saying!
CC: tank you, i try to best to stay perpetually drunk while typing while not being drunk at all
AI: Um... probably like any other game case, I guess?
AI: Man, how old are you again?
CC: like
CC: 16
CC: i hitnk
AI: You're not even of legal drinking age here, and that's like 3 years behind the US!
CC: theres no time for age when theres pineappleing time to observe al of u
CC: wait
CC: pineapple
CC: :c
CC: you werent suppose to nkow that
AI: Hm. >:| Well, I won't ask...
CC: btw, i hitnk ouyr mail is here
CC: since u nkow im awtching you naawy
AI: I won't tell either if that's what you want. XD
CC: may as well
AI: Wait what? Really?
CC: sems like
CC: some dude in blue just walke dout your building
AI: Oh geez, you're right! I'll talk to you later then!
CC: bye bye mariso
AI: I won't ask how you really knew that but thanks... I guess!
-- artsyIslander [AI] ceased pestering coloquialCookie [CC] --

[MariettaRC]

You rush out of that bedroom, posthaste! But not before leaving a message to another one of your chums real quick.

[MariettaRC]

Oh crap, your roommate's in the livingroom. She doesn't seem to be aware of the mail arriving... that's good, though. Maybe you can sneak past her while she's watching TV--

[Derosis]

You are now in your front yard. You seem to be waiting on the mail that is destined to be here in a few hours.

You decide to go back and bug your Mom-dog-guardian-thing.

[Derosis]

Forget it, Benard usually gets the mail anyway; And she's pretty timely with it as well. Guess you'll go pester one of your goofy chums.

[Derosis]

You decide to go pester one of your best friends AA. You both used to play mmos together as a team so it's obvious he should be your partner in crime.

[Derosis]

Show pesterlog

-- yandereDero --[YD] began pestering aloofagnostic [AA] --
YD: <死を振り切って>Hey AA you home?
AA: Sup
YD: <死を振り切って>I need to know if your ass got the copy yet?
YD: <死を振り切って>FF disconnected on me so I don't know his situation. And appears AI is idle.
AA: yeah
AA: I got it a while ago
YD: <死を振り切って>Did you install it yet?
AA: I'm sort of waiting for the rest of you
YD: <死を振り切って>I see.
AA: I read up a bit on the game...
YD: <死を振り切って>Don't trust gamebro and pomegranate like that
AA: I mean, I'm totally going to play. Not that I really have a choice
AA: Naw man
YD: <死を振り切って>?
YD: <死を振り切って>So wait
AA: that mag's such garbage
YD: <死を振り切って>I mean, the pages are so cool tho
AA: I read up a gamefaq
YD: <死を振り切って>Any good guides yet?
AA: If that's what you're asking
YD: <死を振り切って>yeayeayea
YD: <死を振り切って>Guides
YD: <死を振り切って>any yet?
AA: yeah there's this really good one
AA: though the author sort of stopped updating
YD: <死を振り切って>Ugh
AA: Kinda weird though
YD: <死を振り切って>sonnovapeach
YD: <死を振り切って>I want to be ready for it >_>
AA: Says the game's gonna end the world or some sortof garbage like that
YD: <死を振り切って> @_@
YD: <死を振り切って>He must have been smoking some bad pot man
YD: <死を振り切って>Anywho
YD: <死を振り切って>Gonna be my server player bro?
YD: <死を振り切って>Like always
YD: <死を振り切って>xD
AA: Sure thing man
AA: When are we doing this thing?
YD: <死を振り切って>Hrm.
YD: <死を振り切って>I guess we should wait till TV gets back
YD: <死を振り切って>And also AI said she got her friend to join
YD: <死を振り切って>so that's just more crap to the pile to deal with
YD: <死を振り切って> @_@
YD: <死を振り切って>So that's what
AA: Nice
YD: <死を振り切って>6 people so far
YD: <死を振り切って>:|
YD: <死を振り切って>you, me, AI, FF, AI's friend, TV
YD: <死を振り切って>that's about it
YD: <死を振り切って>Unless you have someone else planned as well
YD: <死を振り切って>=|
AA: Nope
YD: <死を振り切って>okay good.
YD: <死を振り切って>Because 6 is damn well near enough
YD: <死を振り切って>But you never know
YD: <死を振り切って>FF may have a friend or two.
AA: If we can get 8 though
AA: 8 is such a boss number
YD: <死を振り切って>you have a fetish for the # 8 or something?
YD: <死を振り切って>I mean it's w/e
YD: <死を振り切って>If you can find 2 more
YD: <死を振り切って>or w/e
YD: <死を振り切って>It's fine.
YD: <死を振り切って>hey hold on
AA: Yeah I 'll see who I can scrunge up
YD: <死を振り切って>Kk
YD: <死を振り切って>gimmie am inute
YD: <死を振り切って>Minute*
YD: <死を振り切って>My roommate is bugging me.
YD: <死を振り切って>Msg me later kay?
AA: Sure thing
-- aloofagnostic [AA] ceased pestering yandereDero [YD] --

[Derosis]

Oh hey it's your other best friend AI, guess she wants to tell you something.

[Derosis]

Show pesterlog

-- artsyIslander [AI] began pestering yandereDero [YD] --
AI: YD! I don't know if you're here or not but I'm just letting you know that my buddy CC is in the game!
AI: Now I gotta go, mail is here, bye!
YD: <死を振り切って>Forreal this time.-- artsyIslander [AI] ceased pestering yandereDero [YD] --
YD: <死を振り切って>Wait
YD: <死を振り切って>DAMN YOUUUU AI