I have patented the Douchebag Fashion Uniform™: 1 tank top, 1 pair of well-fitting khaki pants, no socks, 1 pair of low-cut shoes.
Must be worn in 10mph winds in 60 degree weather for maximum effectiveness.
EDIT: I've been listening to Bon Iver during downtimes this week. Funny how I always go back to them--at least this time it's not to cope with the emotions that I should've gotten over a long time ago. Whistling along to Skinny Love just helps me wind down.
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