My pear little Southperry, how are you, what are you doing, are you living like a boss and do you have a pear of your own?
I love all the pears on the forum, you're all my little pears. <3333
My pear little Southperry, how are you, what are you doing, are you living like a boss and do you have a pear of your own?
I love all the pears on the forum, you're all my little pears. <3333
I like apples better.
What up woman?
Southpeary.
I'm rather fond of the pearchilla. A majestic creature.
To learn to juggle prickly pears
can take a lot of practice.
It takes a thousand shrieks and swears
to learn to juggle cactus.
Just try to juggle porcupines!
You're guaranteed to scream.
Anemones with all their spines
are equally extreme.
To stop the painful pokes and stings
you must get metal mittens
or else just juggle fluffy things.
That's why I juggle kittens.
--Kenn Nesbitt
A pear there was, a pear, a pear!
All black and brown and covered in hair!
Three boys, a goat, and a dancing pear!
They danced and spun, right to the fair!
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