Corrupt a wish thread!

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Originally Posted by DeanNim

I wish accutane didnt come with such horrible side effects.

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Granted, but its effects last only 30 minutes per dose.

I wish I was never born.

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Originally Posted by Kunagisa

Granted, but its effects last only 30 minutes per dose.

I wish I was never born.

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Granted but all of your friends commit suicide early in their life.

I wish skype fu`cking worked properly

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Originally Posted by KhainiWest

Granted but all of your friends commit suicide early in their life.

I wish skype fu`cking worked properly

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Granted. Skype fu`cking works wonderfully. However, real-life fu`cking fails miserably.

I wish I had a better computer.

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Originally Posted by SaptaZapta

I wish I had a better computer.

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Granted, your computer upgrades into the best pc known to all human kind but you never get another chance to use it because the leader of every nation on the planet starts begging non stop for a turn.

I wish that the next Command & Conquer game had an unlockable Santa commando.

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Originally Posted by Pikamemnon

I wish that the next Command & Conquer game had an unlockable Santa commando.

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Granted, however its only useable on Christmas day.

I wish for bbq chicken wings.

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Originally Posted by PoetryIsFail

Granted, however its only useable on Christmas day.

I wish for bbq chicken wings.

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Granted, except the chickens are still alive and are now running through your house.

I wish for more tacos.

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Originally Posted by Zelkova

Granted, except the chickens are still alive and are now running through your house.

I wish for more tacos.

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Granted, the tacos multiply every five seconds and the whole world is filled with tacos

I wish for a better wish

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Originally Posted by SoR0XaS

I wish for a better wish

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Granted, you make the best wish ever but it is beyond your comprehension and thus, you feel like it was a wasted wish.

I wish for a giant pizza.

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Originally Posted by Pikamemnon

Granted, you make the best wish ever but it is beyond your comprehension and thus, you feel like it was a wasted wish.

I wish for a giant pizza.

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Wish granted, but the black mage ate it. Hes not really much of a good guy after all.

I wish i had degos hands

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Originally Posted by Kobe

I wish i had degos hands

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Granted but your condition leads to an encounter with a miracle worker that cures all of your ailments. In exchange the miracle person takes all of your money.

I wish for the ultimate 4 leaf clover.