Best Red post ever?

Quite possibly.

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Originally Posted by IronStylus

When I saw the concept I was like.. look at this stuff, isn't it neat? Wouldn't you think this concept's complete? Wouldn't you think she's the girl, the girl that has, everything? Look at those frills, how they unfold. How many wonders can one mermaid hold? Looking around here you think, sure, she's got everything. She's got flippers and scepters a plenty. She's got dashes and splashes galore. You want complementary curves? She's got twenty. But who cares, no big deal, she wants more.

She wants to be where the players are, she wants to see, wants to see them fighting, thinking inside of those, what do you call them? Oh, brains! Flipping to mid you don't get to far. Supports are required for healing, casting, strolling along on that.. what's that word again? Lane! Up where they toss, up where they stun, up where they lane all day in the sun, wandering free, wished she could be, part of that role.

What would she pay, if she could play, out of those waters? What sort of gift, would let her lift, up to the game? Betcha in the rift, they get the drift, that they appreciate their healers. Crowd controllers, supporting rollers, ready to sustain, and ready to help with Carry's job. Lock up the gankers and get some assists. What's a Baron, and how does it, what's the word? Buff! When's it enough? Wouldn't they love, love to play some support up above?

Out of the sea.

Wished she could be.

Part of that roll.

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http://na.leagueoflegends.com/board/...3&d=1353149686

Beautiful.

Not really, I fear this just cements Riot's stances that they'll continue to make female champions that have big racks and only that, ones that aren't children or yordles of course. So you won't see female versions of Gragas or Urgot, even if they would have given them severely OP kits, just because of their sex sells policy.

Cool, he's seen The Little Mermaid.

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Originally Posted by Judgment

Not really, I fear this just cements Riot's stances that they'll continue to make female champions that have big racks and only that, ones that aren't children or yordles of course. So you won't see female versions of Gragas or Urgot, even if they would have given them severely OP kits, just because of their sex sells policy.

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Oh that was the problem? I was just smiling at the Little Mermaid song spoof. Well for that I'm not too bothered, but I'll admit there's no need to have there be excessive sexy fanservice, because I'm here to play, not to get boners.

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Originally Posted by Judgment

Not really, I fear this just cements Riot's stances that they'll continue to make female champions that have big racks and only that, ones that aren't children or yordles of course. So you won't see female versions of Gragas or Urgot, even if they would have given them severely OP kits, just because of their sex sells policy.

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Well this game does have a player base that is majority teenagers and adults with a lot of them being males so...

I feel like people are making a big deal out of nothing tbh.

To be honest i think even they did make more male champions or similar female figure to Diana's they'll eventually complain about not having enough females with tits. You can never please a crowd of people such as a mmo community cause theyre so indecisive on the things they want.

No one complained about Trynd or Varus! And don't even mention pentakill olaf! Dat guy's huge! And muay thai lee sin! And.. gragas! What they should do to please these guys is make one ripped dude champ for each female champion that is too sexualized. Or skin.


Ripped Surfboarder Fizz where
He could ride his surf board for q
Hang 10 on e (I think that's what that's called)
the shark would have a giant surfboard under it. Or sunglasses on.
You know you're imagining it and throwing money at the screen already.

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Originally Posted by Dredragon

No one complained about Trynd or Varus! And don't even mention pentakill olaf! Dat guy's huge! And muay thai lee sin! And.. gragas! What they should do to please these guys is make one ripped dude champ for each female champion that is too sexualized. Or skin.


Ripped Surfboarder Fizz where
He could ride his surf board for q
Hang 10 on e (I think that's what that's called)
the shark would have a giant surfboard under it. Or sunglasses on.
You know you're imagining it and throwing money at the screen already.

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Male champions in speedos. All of them.

I think that they should release a naked female champion. Why not? Fizz is naked.