Stuck in moscow's airport
Anyway, I'm stuck at the Russian airport for another 12 hours(9 have already passed)
What the pineapple should I do to get time to go somewhat faster?
I've checked everything worth checking on the Internet
I've checked out every corner and toll free shop
I ate dinner 5 hours ago but I'm still disgustingly full
The smoking room is more like a room of smoke - stay in there for 10 minutes and you've went through 5 cigarettes by second hand smoking.(tl;dr it's not nice to be in the room)
Aaaaaaaand go
Re: Stuck in moscow's airport
Re: Stuck in moscow's airport
Quote:
Originally Posted by
KhainiWest
Sleep?
I have
And the floor doesn't get better te more you lie down on it
Re: Stuck in moscow's airport
Emulate a pokemon gameboy game and play it?
Re: Stuck in moscow's airport
Quote:
Originally Posted by
Chicocl
Emulate a pokemon gameboy game and play it?
Sadly, I am using my iPhone to browse the Internet, so emulating is out of the question :(
Re: Stuck in moscow's airport
Quickly go to the stores and get:
A carrot
Marshmellows
Different size boxes
Toothpicks
Paperclips
Highlighters
and/or markers.
Create men using the marshmellows and toothpicks, create terrain using the boxes, cut the carrot in half and stick toothpicks to be hands and feet, made out of marshmellow. Vegeta is ready for battle, as is marshmellow goku. CRUSH THE BOXES USING THE CHARACTERS, IF LIMBS FALL OFF IT'S SIMPLY DESTINY.
Re: Stuck in moscow's airport
Re: Stuck in moscow's airport
Quote:
Originally Posted by
KhainiWest
Quickly go to the stores and get:
A carrot
Marshmellows
Different size boxes
Toothpicks
Paperclips
Highlighters
and/or markers.
Create men using the marshmellows and toothpicks, create terrain using the boxes, cut the carrot in half and stick toothpicks to be hands and feet, made out of marshmellow. Vegeta is ready for battle, as is marshmellow goku. CRUSH THE BOXES USING THE CHARACTERS, IF LIMBS FALL OFF IT'S SIMPLY DESTINY.
pineapple i laughed too hard.
Re: Stuck in moscow's airport
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CzycFeqNxIA
Find some Sterio-iPhone boxes and play this on max volume! :D
Re: Stuck in moscow's airport
Re: Stuck in moscow's airport
Quote:
Originally Posted by
Celan
Sadly, those shops are closed now :( its almost midnight
Re: Stuck in moscow's airport
Quote:
Originally Posted by
Imitazion
Sadly, those shops are closed now :( its almost midnight
Then dance a russian dance!
You NEED to make russia feel you!
Throw the glasses at the wall! Russia is a beautiful land! Ahahahaha! Hey!
Re: Stuck in moscow's airport
Quote:
Originally Posted by
Mike
Learn Russian.
Start with "ya starayu uchitsə russkəmu yiziku", which is a phonetic approximation of the sentence "I'm trying to learn Russian" and will no doubt garner you many amused looks. The funny upside-down "e" symbol is because I'm picky; it's like the "uh" sound at the end of "Anna". The rest of it is pretty much similar to Spanish, except that all the Rs are trilled, not just doubles or initials.
Re: Stuck in moscow's airport
Watch the Olympics. I managed to burn 5 hours yesterday doing just that.
Re: Stuck in moscow's airport
Quote:
Originally Posted by
Corn
Watch the Olympics. I managed to burn 5 hours yesterday doing just that.
I hate watching sports.
I emphasize hate.
@Celan; what the xd
i would get arrested by the airport law enforcement
@Cere; I already impressed a lot of koreans by speaking some when I had to go through a crowd :p they found me 2 hours later, telling me that it is very impressive that I know Korean to a certain extent.
Re: Stuck in moscow's airport
Quote:
Originally Posted by
Imitazion
I hate watching sports.
I emphasize hate.
@
Celan; what the xd
i would get arrested by the airport law enforcement
@
Cere; I already impressed a lot of koreans by speaking some when I had to go through a crowd :p they found me 2 hours later, telling me that it is very impressive that I know Korean to a certain extent.
Oh come on you must like beautiful women playing beach volleyball or doing gymnastics.
Annoy the Russians by running around screaming USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA whenever we beat them in something, then.
Re: Stuck in moscow's airport
Quote:
Originally Posted by
Corn
Oh come on you must like beautiful women playing beach volleyball or doing gymnastics.
Annoy the Russians by running around screaming USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA whenever we beat them in something, then.
If I had one night with those american gymnists.....oh man
..The pokemon games we'd play
Re: Stuck in moscow's airport
Quote:
Originally Posted by
Corn
Oh come on you must like beautiful women playing beach volleyball or doing gymnastics.
Annoy the Russians by running around screaming USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA whenever we beat them in something, then.
Sorry bro
not for me
Re: Stuck in moscow's airport
Quote:
Originally Posted by
Imitazion
Sorry bro
not for me
Men play volleyball and do gymnastics too.
Re: Stuck in moscow's airport
surf the internet
oh wait.