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MetaSeraphim
2009-03-02, 08:16 PM
Today we celebrate the genius mind of one Mr. Theodor Seuss Geisel.
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I leave you with this:

I am Sam
I am Sam
Sam I am

That Sam-I-am!
That Sam-I-am!
I do not like
that Sam-I-am!

Do you like
green eggs and ham?

I do not like them,
Sam-I-am.
I do not like
green eggs and ham.

Would you like them
here or there?

I would not like them
here or there.
I would not like them
anywhere.
I do not like
green eggs and ham.
I do not like them,
Sam-I-am.

Would you like them
in a house?
Would you like them
with a mouse?

I do not like them
in a house.
I do not like them
with a mouse.
I do not like them
here or there.
I do not like them
anywhere.
I do not like green eggs and ham.
I do not like them, Sam-I-am.

Would you eat them
in a box?
Would you eat them
with a fox?

Not in a box.
Not with a fox.
Not in a house.
Not with a mouse.
I would not eat them here or there.
I would not eat them anywhere.
I would not eat green eggs and ham.
I do not like them, Sam-I-am.

Would you? Could you?
In a car?
Eat them! Eat them!
Here they are.

I would not,
could not,
in a car.

You may like them.
You will see.
You may like them
in a tree!

I would not, could not in a tree.
Not in a car! You let me be.

I do not like them in a box.
I do not like them with a fox.
I do not like them in a house.
I do not like them with a mouse.
I do not like them here or there.
I do not like them anywhere.
I do not like green eggs and ham.
I do not like them, Sam-I-am.

A train! A train!
A train! A train!
Could you, would you,
on a train?

Not on a train! Not in a tree!
Not in a car! Sam! Let me be!

I would not, could not, in a box.
I could not, would not, with a fox.
I will not eat them with a mouse.
I will not eat them in a house.
I will not eat them here or there.
I will not eat them anywhere.
I do not eat green eggs and ham.
I do not like them, Sam-I-am.

Say!
In the dark?
Here in the dark!
Would you, could you, in the dark?

I would not, could not,
in the dark.

Would you, could you, in the rain?

I would not, could not,
in the rain.
Not in the dark. Not on a train.
Not in a car. Not in a tree.
I do not like them, Sam, you see.
Not in a house. Not in a box.
Not with a mouse. Not with a fox.
I will not eat them here or there.
I do not like them anywhere!

You do not like
green eggs and ham?

I do not
like them,
Sam-I-am.

Could you, would you,
with a goat?

I would not,
could not,
with a goat!

Would you, could you,
on a boat?

I could not, would not, on a boat.
I will not, will not, with a goat.
I will not eat them in the rain.
I will not eat them on a train.
Not in the dark! Not in a tree!
Not in a car! You let me be!
I do not like them in a box.
I do not like them with a fox.
I will not eat them in a house.
I do not like them with a mouse.
I do not like them here or there.
I do not like them ANYWHERE!

I do not like
green eggs
and ham!

I do not like them,
Sam-I-am.

You do not like them.
So you say.
Try them! Try them!
And you may.
Try them and you may, I say.

Sam!
If you will let me be,
I will try them.
You will see.

Say!
I like green eggs and ham!
I do! I like them, Sam-I-am!
And I would eat them in a boat.
And I would eat them with a goat...

And I will eat them in the rain.
And in the dark. And on a train.
And in a car. And in a tree.
They are so good, so good, you see!

So I will eat them in a box.
And I will eat them with a fox.
And I will eat them in a house.
And I will eat them with a mouse.
And I will eat them here and there.
Say! I will eat them ANYWHERE!

I do so like
green eggs and ham!
Thank you!
Thank you,
Sam-I-am!

Dr. Seuss: "Be who you are and say what you feel, because those who mind don't matter, and those who matter don't mind."

Manda
2009-03-02, 08:27 PM
A shared love of Dr. Seuss is what initiated mine and my boyfriend's relationship. :shine: Happy birthday Dr. Seuss!

PKProStudio
2009-03-02, 08:29 PM
I'll give you a cookie if you know this before you open Google today. :f2:

MetaSeraphim
2009-03-02, 08:32 PM
I'll give you a cookie if you know this before you open Google today. :f2:

Give me my cookie then, since I didn't open google until you made this post.

Spaz
2009-03-02, 08:38 PM
Watch out OP, you might get sued (http://www.techdirt.com/articles/20081125/0813222945.shtml).

Berzerk
2009-03-02, 09:03 PM
That's a true genius right there. He's bought so many smiles to children. :D

Worthyness
2009-03-02, 09:06 PM
“You Know You're in Love When You Can't Fall Asleep Because Reality Is Finally Better than Your Dreams.” - Doctor Seuss

Love this quote by this guy. Too bad it hasn't happened to me yet T.T

Mark
2009-03-02, 09:34 PM
A shared love of Dr. Seuss is what initiated mine and my boyfriend's relationship. :shine: Happy birthday Dr. Seuss!

That it did.

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Happy birthday Dr. Seuss.

Berzerk
2009-03-02, 09:44 PM
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♥Ji
2009-03-02, 09:55 PM
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=] that is fantastic

When I wish to make a wish
I wave my hand with a big swish swish.
Then I say, "I wish for fish!"
And I get fish right on my dish.
So if you wish to wish a wish,
you may swish for fish
with my Ish wish dish.

anyone ever play astaria? astaria3.com port 5000? no? ):

Rain
2009-03-02, 10:26 PM
Happy Birthday My Super Duper Childhood Hero :)

Throes
2009-03-02, 10:28 PM
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Holy crap I think I love you. :goggle:

And here's a new trick, Mr. Knox....
Socks on chicks and chicks on fox.
Fox on clocks on bricks and blocks.
Bricks and blocks on Knox on box.

Exciting.