Azalea
2008-10-24, 09:52 PM
Hi, my name is Jack. I’m your fairly average nineteen year old college student. I like to work out from time to time but I don’t have anything that will really impress the ladies. I’m a politics major and I try to do my best in academics. But hell, when Halloween comes, Jack is no longer going to be a good boy. My roommate Joe is about 6’2 and is a true lady killer. I swear he has a different girlfriend every week. I guess some people were naturally born to be charismatic.
As I was packing up my books to go to my next class, Joe called out from the kitchen, “Hey Jack, don’t forget to buy the Bacardi for the Halloween party.”
I stopped in my tracks and quickly shot back, “Hey, I thought we were going to pay for it together.”
Joe just grinned at me and responded, “Jack. You wouldn’t even be invited to this party if it wasn’t for me and you know it.” I sighed in defeat. Apparently, Joe’s Asshole Module was on full-power today.
“I’ll buy it on Wednesday, but you owe me,” I replied in a half-serious and half-humorous way. I shut the door and I exited my building before I could hear Joe’s response. Joe was a nice guy. He always gave people a hard time but he always watched my back and paid what was due.
I was half-conscience on my way to class. I was up until 5 A.M. watching a new movie I downloaded which was totally worth it. Therefore, I didn’t notice when all of a sudden my vision went black. “Not this again…” I thought to myself.
“Guess who this is?” asked a clean yet comforting soprano voice into my ear.
“Hm… by the wonderful way you speak you must be… Barack Obama?” The girl giggled in laughter and let go of her hands over my eyes. “Oh… it’s you Amy. Damn. I was hoping it would be someone important.”
“I’m very important!” she exclaimed with a pout. Amy was an extremely attractive red head with a very smooth figure and had a great personality to match. She had these deep green eyes that almost seemed to draw you into them and was a perpetual optimist. She was also one of Joe’s one night stands.
Naturally Amy hated Joe’s guts. Amy was a freshman from the countryside and Joe managed to sweet talk her all the way into his bedroom. Amy was ecstatic, that was until she found out about Joanne, Mary, Margaret, Sue, and a plethora of other girls who also were conned by Joe. Unlike most of the girls Joe had intercourse with Amy was a virgin and treasured her virginity. She truly thought she was losing it to the man she loved.
As I was packing up my books to go to my next class, Joe called out from the kitchen, “Hey Jack, don’t forget to buy the Bacardi for the Halloween party.”
I stopped in my tracks and quickly shot back, “Hey, I thought we were going to pay for it together.”
Joe just grinned at me and responded, “Jack. You wouldn’t even be invited to this party if it wasn’t for me and you know it.” I sighed in defeat. Apparently, Joe’s Asshole Module was on full-power today.
“I’ll buy it on Wednesday, but you owe me,” I replied in a half-serious and half-humorous way. I shut the door and I exited my building before I could hear Joe’s response. Joe was a nice guy. He always gave people a hard time but he always watched my back and paid what was due.
I was half-conscience on my way to class. I was up until 5 A.M. watching a new movie I downloaded which was totally worth it. Therefore, I didn’t notice when all of a sudden my vision went black. “Not this again…” I thought to myself.
“Guess who this is?” asked a clean yet comforting soprano voice into my ear.
“Hm… by the wonderful way you speak you must be… Barack Obama?” The girl giggled in laughter and let go of her hands over my eyes. “Oh… it’s you Amy. Damn. I was hoping it would be someone important.”
“I’m very important!” she exclaimed with a pout. Amy was an extremely attractive red head with a very smooth figure and had a great personality to match. She had these deep green eyes that almost seemed to draw you into them and was a perpetual optimist. She was also one of Joe’s one night stands.
Naturally Amy hated Joe’s guts. Amy was a freshman from the countryside and Joe managed to sweet talk her all the way into his bedroom. Amy was ecstatic, that was until she found out about Joanne, Mary, Margaret, Sue, and a plethora of other girls who also were conned by Joe. Unlike most of the girls Joe had intercourse with Amy was a virgin and treasured her virginity. She truly thought she was losing it to the man she loved.