Ready, Aim, Fire. Round 5, now with 5% more guns.

[MetaSeraphim]

People in this hall are forever honored with their very own pure gold statue accented many different valuable jewels.


MetaSeraphim
Sarah
Darkmaniak
Holypie
Pucho
NoJobNoRules
Nalek


1. Dante9898
2. Sarah
3. Nalek
4. Solarboy
5. Holypie
6. Jon
7. Panacea.
8. DualReaver
9. NoJobNoRules
10. Corn
11. Mute
12. Luacake
13. Netto
14. Unauthorized Intruder
15. ChaoticCJ



Alright, you have 24 hours to send in your actions. If you don't send me a PM at all I'll have you shoot the air. Also, when sending in your actions title them <shoot whatever> <person if needed>.

And go!

[Sarah]

You should be PMing everyone to let them know the game has started.

[OB3LISK]

Everyone pick Dual Reaver. Where's your rock now, bitch?

[MetaSeraphim]

9 actions in so far, looking good.

[MetaSeraphim]

Waiting on Luacake and Nalek.

[MetaSeraphim]

Oh well, it is a little early, but I am going to go ahead and write it up anyway. Sorry Luacake and Nalek.


Luacake had entered the contest for the prize money, as he sat alone by himself smoking a cigarette in the dark he started to think about all the things he could buy with the prize money. His daughter had an illness that could be cured if he had enough money, and his lovely wife who had supported and loved him for 20 years despite not always being able to buy her the things she deserved like a proper wedding ring, once he won this damnable contest he could do all these things. Luacake let out a long sign while gripping onto his gun and could see his breath in the cold night air, but what he couldn't see however was the Chaos that was about to befall him. And suddenly out of nowhere the Chaos attacked him leaving him full of 6 bullets, Luacake's face twisted in shock tried to fire a shot off back at his attacker but his bullet only hit air. And with that the Chaos was gone as soon as he appeared.

Luacake is dead.

Meanwhile in another part of the city dante9898 playing with his guitar basically urging even daring anyone to attack him. He felt pretty confident that he could take down anyone who dare face him and when Unauthorized Intruder and Jon showed up before him almost as a team he smiled a little. Both Unauthorized Intruder and Jon pulled their guns faster than a blink of an eye and fired upon dante9898, dante9898 let out a little laugh before swinging his mighty guitar around knocking both bullets back into his attackers, Unauthorized Intruder fell dead at that moment. But Jon was clinging to life a little longer and right before dante9898 could pull out his gun and finish the job NoJobNoRules appeared out of nowhere and told Jon "I am sorry my lover, but the money is more important to me than you", shot Jon, and then disappeared. Jon was not a normal man you see, even after being shot two times he still had life in him vowing to get revenge on those who shot him, when, out of nowhere the almighty Solarboy showed up and said "Alright, this has gone on far enough! Back to hell with you foul beast!" and fired the almighty Sungun which left Jon a pile of ashes. Solarboy then flew into the air and Jon was finally killed for good.

Unauthorized Intruder and Jon are dead.

In the Subway Mute had became bored of waiting for someone to come get him and started playing with his gun, he started wondering what it would feel like to get shot and not die so he shot himself in the foot. Sudden pain going throughout his entire body but mostly his foot started hoping around holding his foot while cursing loudly which got the Panacea who had been walking around nearby, Panacea was about to shoot Mute in the back when Mute tripped over his gun causing it to misfire into Panacea's groin. Stopping himself from screaming out in pain he lined up his shot on Mute and was about to pull the trigger when Panacea's head exploded leaving brains all over the place, this getting the attention of Mute looked up seeing Panacea and wondered if he did that. But up on the rooftops the Sniper Corn said in a low voice "Boom. Headshot."

Panacea is dead.

Both DualReaver and Netto were running down the streets not looking where they were going when they crashed into each other knocking themselves out and causing both their guns to fire into the air.

Neither one of the died.

Sarah and Holypie were getting drunk in a local bar when Sarah got up to go to the bathroom, in her drunkenness she wasn't watching where she was going and ended up falling on top of a broken stool. Which impaled her. Holypie shocked by this sight ran out of bar door right into a steamroller that couldn't stop in time.

Sarah and Holypie are dead.

Nalek had forgotten all about the contest and was safe and sound in his comfy bed at his home.

He for sure didn't die even though he should have.


1. Dante9898
3. Nalek
4. Solarboy
8. DualReaver
9. NoJobNoRules
10. Corn
11. Mute
13. Netto
15. ChaoticCJ

[Luacake]

Shoot. Missed it by 20 minutes :/

[Jon]

;_; Owie.

[Sarah]

You should probably write down what our actions were.

[Mute]

He did.
If you read the flavor, that is.

[NoJobNoRules]

1. Dante9898 -> Shot Self
2. Sarah -> Shot Self
3. Nalek -> Shot Air
4. Solarboy -> Shot Jon
5. Holypie -> Shot Self
6. Jon -> Shot dante
7. Panacea -> Shot Mute
8. DualReaver -> Shot Air
9. NoJobNoRules -> Shot Jon
10. Corn -> Shot Panacea
11. Mute -> Shot Self
12. Luacake -> Shot Air
13. Netto -> Shot Air
14. Unauthorized Intruder -> Shot Dante
15. ChaoticCJ -> Shot Luacake

And to make it a bit more understandable...maybe...

ChaoticCJ -> Luacake -> Air (Luacake is dead)

Unauthorized Intruder -> dante9898 -> self (Unauthorized Intruder is dead)
NoJobNoRules, Solarboy -> Jon -> dante9898 -> self (Jon is dead)

Corn -> Panacea -> Mute -> Self (Panacea is dead)

DualReaver -> Air (No one is dead)

Netto -> Air (No one is dead)

Sarah -> Self (Sarah is dead)

Holypie - Self (Holypie is dead)

Nalek -> Air (No one is dead)

[OB3LISK]

LOLOL at two people shooting Jon! LOLLLLLLLL.

Come on people kill Dual Reaver and Nalek already.

[FenixR]

Two people aimed for my life? B-b-b-b-but im a nice person :(!

[Jon]

Two people aimed for my life? B-b-b-b-but im a nice person :(!

At least you survived...

[Panacea]

At least you survived...

This. :f3:

[Mute]

I AM A SEXY SHOELESS GOD OF WAR

[Corn]

This. :f3:

Good thing I'm too far away for your brains to splatter over me.

[Panacea]

Good thing I'm too far away for your brains to splatter over me.

The visual made me cringe, to be honest.

[FenixR]

"Boom, Headshot" niceeee.

Btw i was just minding my own bussness with suicidal thoughts until you too came to try kill me and i had to go all Devil May Cry with my guitar on you two.

[MetaSeraphim]

In a shocking turn of events Nalek has sent in his action! Now just waiting on Netto.

[Netto]

In a shocking turn of events Nalek has sent in his action! Now just waiting on Netto.

You were saying? :f3:

[Mute]

You were saying? :f3:
http://www.southperry.net/customavatars/avatar3730_6.gif (http://www.southperry.net/member.php?u=3730)

[Nalek]

In a shocking turn of events Nalek has sent in his action! Now just waiting on Netto.

I am but a man of mystery :f3:

[Luacake]

I AM A SEXY SHOELESS GOD OF WAR

Approved.

http://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/Sexy_shoeless_god_of_war_8182.jpg

[MetaSeraphim]

The sun had started to rise and the morning dew was glistening in return. Six people had died during the night and only nine were left. NoJobNoRules was setting on top of a hill watching the sunrise and thinking about his lover Jon and how he shot him in cold blood last night. "I just have to win this contest and get that prize money. Then I can take that trip to Antarctica like he always wanted us to." NoJobNoRules said in his head. So wrapped up in his thoughts and the beauty of the sunrise NoJobNoRules didn't take notice to how someone was standing right behind him. The Chaos had once again found a target and was ready to strike, and with one swift motion the Chaos shot NoJobNoRules three times. NoJobNoRules was swung around by the bullets and faced his attacker, using what little power he had left he pulled out his gun, aimed, and fired. But just like during the night the Chaotic one disappeared as if he was never there. But NoJobNoRules golden bullet continued to go, almost as if tracking a target all its own. . .

NoJobNoRules is dead.

In once again another part of the city dante9898 was still jamming out on his guitar without a care in the world, the night before had filled him with even more confidence. His jamming however brought the attention of the Sniper Corn still on the rooftops, Corn slowly lined up his shot lightly touching the trigger and waited, when dante9898 stopped to pick up a dime Corn knew this was his chance and pulled the trigger, dante9898's hearing however was too acute and heard it the moment the shot rang off, turned around as fast as he could and blocked the shot with his mighty guitar! Corn quickly fired off many other shots only for dante9898 to block or dodge them, Corn had ran out of bullets and with a couple of curses and a feat of superhumanism jumped down from the rooftops and headed right for dante9898 with his rifle. The two battled for what seemed like hours neither one giving any ground when Solarboy suddenly dropped from the sky causing both Corn and dante9898 to turn and face him. Solarboy simply said "This time the cake is mine." confusing Corn, seeing his chance dante9898 swung his guitar and knocked Corn off his feet and Solarboy finishing the job raised the mighty Solarhammer into the sky and smashed it into Corn causing him to explode into dust and sending a shockwave throughout the city. . .

Corn is dead.

dante9898 was blinded by the dust and didn't see Solarboy leave but heard them say something about cake once again confusing him. Once the dust had settled dante9898 went back to jamming, what he didn't realize was that he was just outside Nalek's house. Nalek had been sleeping soundly until the fight started up right outside his house, not taking kindly to being rudely awoken after the fight was over Nalek grabbed his gun and ran out his house to confront dante9898. Just as he was about to shoot dante9898 in the back he turned around causing Nalek to backstep and fall over, dante9898 looked at him with a surprised look at first but then started smiling and was getting ready for another epic guitar solo. That was until Mute came up from the Subway with gun in hand. Nalek realizing he was trapped started looking for a way out while repeatedly moving his gun back and forth between dante and Mute, Nalek was about to fire a shot and make a run for it when NoJobNoRules's golden bullet hit him in the back, Mute seeing his chance shot Nalek in the groin, and dante fired upon him at that moment as well. Nalek coughed up some blood and fell on the pavement.

Mute went inside Nalek's house to steal his food and booze, and dante continued jamming down the street.

Nalek is dead.

DualReaver and Netto had just woken up and after looking at each other readied their guns to fire, but at that moment the shockwave from Solarboy's attack threw them off balance causing DualReaver to fire into the air and Netto to shoot himself.

Netto is dead.


1. Dante9898
4. Solarboy
8. DualReaver
11. Mute
15. ChaoticCJ

[Mute]

Damn Chip you got owned.

[Corn]

You gotta be kidding me, I was thinking of either shooting myself or shooting Solarboy.

[MetaSeraphim]

You gotta be kidding me, I was thinking of either shooting myself or shooting Solarboy.

Too bad Sniper Corn!

Also, can't believe it took me an hour to write that up.

[Corn]

What got me was that I figured it was too weird to try to position the sniper rifle to shoot myself :f3:.

[Nalek]

..haters :f3:

[FenixR]

You people must have some problem with my awesome guitar! Haters

http://i1107.photobucket.com/albums/h397/dante9898/chibi_metaller_mordekaiser_by_tekkanomaki_chan-d3fi48m.gif

[MetaSeraphim]

It was night once again and an eerie silence ran throughout the city. Four had died during the day and only 5 were left.

After Mute pigged out on Nalek's food and drank most of his booze he had passed out inside the house and was unaware when someone entered. The Chaotic one had found his next victim laying peacefully without a single clue he was there, of course most people he kill wasn't aware until the final moments, but this had to be the first time killing someone while sleeping. But, he had no problems with that to get the prize money. He aimed his gun and was about to fire when Mute suddenly awoken! Jumping up with unexpected reflexes Mute was now face to face with Chaos, he was surprised for a moment but quickly snapped out of it and fired upon Mute, Mute dodged it with ease with his drunken reflexes. Chaos continued to fire on Mute but he managed to dodge each shot with a chaotic drunkenness that shocked the Chaotic one, he was caught off guard and met his match. Chaos had fired all his bullets only refilling his gun with 6 each time he went out thinking he wouldn't need more, he started to look around for anything that could be used as a weapon, but, before he could find anything Mute tripped over a fallen stool slamming into the cabinet behind him which held Nalek's sword and dagger collection, all the swords and daggers flew from the cabinet right into the Chaotic one. ChaoticCJ took one last breath before falling. And with that Chaos was gone from the city.

ChaoticCJ has died.

Meanwhile in another part of the city Solarboy had just dropped down from the sky ready to take on their next foe, but when they landed they found nothing but silence. Solarboy looked around wondering just what was going on when a giant beam of light hit them draining them of all their powers. Afterwards Solarboy stood up worried for what was about to happen when her mighty Sungun and Solarhammer removed themselves from him and faced towards her. Solargirl uttered his famous last words "I have a really bad feeling about this." before the Sungun shot her and the Solarhammer crashed into him turning her into nothing but dust.

Solarboy has died.

Back at Nalek's house DualReaver had found his way their by all the noise that happened earlier. Finally taking a break from his pacifist speedrun decided to try and kill someone, namely Mute. He walked inside the house which had been mostly destroyed and saw ChaoticCJ on the ground, wondering where Mute was he was about to go upstairs when he felt the barrel of a gun against the back of his neck. DualReaver knew his time had come and he had made a mistake. Mute confirmed this when he said "You should have stuck with your guns kid instead of trying to come after me." and after that Mute pulled the trigger ending DualReaver's run.

DualReaver has died.

dante9898 was jamming out on his guitar as per normal waiting for any action. But, no action ever came, no one came to visit him, no one tried to kill him, he was all alone this time. So Dante did the thing he did best, jam, jam, and jam until the end of time. But he didn't make it to the end of time because he died when he walked off a cliff by not looking where he was going.

dante9898 has died.

And with that Mute was the only player left, after he killed DualReaver he passed out again. The Host found his way to Nalek's house, and found Mute upstairs in his bed. The Host laid the prize money beside Mute and then said

"I am Calypso, and I thank you for playing Twisted Metal Ready, Aim, Fire."

[Dual]

totally saw that coming lol

Congratz, Stephen.

[MetaSeraphim]

totally saw that coming lol

You disappointed me! Stephen sent in his action first, then ChaoticCJ and you, both wanting to kill him and I was like "Oooooh maaan". And then Solarboy and Dante sent in their actions of wanting to kill themselves. D= Dante made me wait and I was hoping he would either shoot you, CJ or the air, but he didn't.

So in short. You and Dante disappointed me. D=

[Dual]

You disappointed me! Stephen sent in his action first, then ChaoticCJ and you, both wanting to kill him and I was like "Oooooh maaan". And then Solarboy and Dante sent in their actions of wanting to kill themselves. D= Dante made me wait and I was hoping he would either shoot you, CJ or the air, but he didn't.

So in short. You and Dante disappointed me. D=

I find it funnier that I could have continued my pacifist speedrun without having died that round. I had expected somebody would have shot me this round, but I wasn't willing to try and shoot myself.

[MetaSeraphim]

I find it funnier that I could have continued my pacifist speedrun without having died that round. I had expected somebody would have shot me this round, but I wasn't willing to try and shoot myself.

It would have came down to you two for all the guns! Oh, well, I found this pretty fun myself writing the flavor.

[Dual]

It would have came down to you two for all the guns! Oh, well, I found this pretty fun myself writing the flavor.

Yes, you did very nicely with the flavor; I quite enjoyed it.

The only thing I wish we could create for SPGames is a slightly more strategic game, since all these RAF and RPS games are for the most part based on luck instead of actual thought until you get to the very end moves.

[MetaSeraphim]

Yeah, the only one we have really is Mafia.

It's not really a strategic game, but would anyone be interested in a Team RAF?

[Mute]

With my newfound riches, I shall acquire b'itches.

[FenixR]

You disappointed me! Stephen sent in his action first, then ChaoticCJ and you, both wanting to kill him and I was like "Oooooh maaan". And then Solarboy and Dante sent in their actions of wanting to kill themselves. D= Dante made me wait and I was hoping he would either shoot you, CJ or the air, but he didn't.

So in short. You and Dante disappointed me. D=

I was deciding to shoot the air or shoot solarboy. I shot myself because i could not decide >.>

[Solarboy]

Damn, I knew it. But it was either that or shot Dante, so yeah.

[FenixR]

Damn, I knew it. But it was either that or shot Dante, so yeah.

You should have shot me, That way at least ONE of us would still be alive.

[Sarah]

Is it over already?

[MetaSeraphim]

With my newfound riches, I shall acquire b'itches.

Would you like a double or nothing bonus round?

[Mute]

Is it over already?

Yes, I won; and no thanks Meta, I'll walk.

[MetaSeraphim]

Yes, I won; and no thanks Meta, I'll walk.

:(

How about a double if you win, keep what you got if you lose bonus round?

[Dual]

There has GOTTA be some type of mildly strategic game that won't take forever that we an run over a forum. Because I'm really itching for some serious planning type shit.

[FenixR]

There has GOTTA be some type of mildly strategic game that won't take forever that we an run over a forum. Because I'm really itching for some serious planning type shit.

Do a JRPG forum style >.>

[MetaSeraphim]

Do a JRPG forum style >.>

Do note how he said he didn't want it to take forever. But, I wonder how you would do an RPG on a forum in general.

[Mute]

Do note how he said he didn't want it to take forever. But, I wonder how you would do an RPG on a forum in general.

Forum DnD.

[FenixR]

Do note how he said he didn't want it to take forever. But, I wonder how you would do an RPG on a forum in general.

Yeah thought so too, and i was having in mind the Tactic kind of rpg but i guess thats what a jrpg is no? i forgot :f3:


Forum DnD.

Also this.

[MetaSeraphim]

While Mafia is starting up is anyone interested in a Team RAF? I would like to try one out to see how it goes.

[FenixR]

While Mafia is starting up is anyone interested in a Team RAF? I would like to try one out to see how it goes.

Explain a little what it is and i may join. got nothing better to do anyway.

[Shidoshi]

I've been itching for a more strategic game too, I'm already on all mafia games that pop up but there's still enough time left to be playing something else. I liked the "quest for the holy element" or something that we played some time ago, it just needed some more polishing.
I guess trying to adapt some board games could work =P, I tried searching for "forum games" on google some time ago but it was mostly mindless stuff.