MasPan
2010-12-14, 09:38 PM
Made this up on the 10minute drive home from work
I saw a little gnome in a pointy red hat,
The crazy little guy was riding a cat,
He looked at me as angry as can be,
And waved his little shovel and hit me on the knee.
I said to myself "Oh boy, oh boy,"
"I just found myself a brand new toy!"
I kicked the little bastard as hard as I could,
And watched the little fucker fly into the woods.
That's all for now. Might extend it later.
I saw a little gnome in a pointy red hat,
The crazy little guy was riding a cat,
He looked at me as angry as can be,
And waved his little shovel and hit me on the knee.
I said to myself "Oh boy, oh boy,"
"I just found myself a brand new toy!"
I kicked the little bastard as hard as I could,
And watched the little fucker fly into the woods.
That's all for now. Might extend it later.