Quotes =)

[Worthyness]

I don't know about this here community, but i personally enjoy quotes from anywhere (especially fortune cookies =P)...

So post your favorite, or any other quotes that you wish to share with the community here. :f2:

I'll start it off with this one:

"I see now that the circumstances of one's birth are irrelevant. It is what you do with the gift of life that determines who you are."
- Mewtwo: Mewtwo Strike Back <<< lol pokemons =P

[Magus]

"Video games are bad for you? That's what they said about rock 'n roll!" - Shigeru Miyamoto

[Apollo]

"A joke is a very serious thing" - Winston Churchill

[Sublimity]

I love quotes...Im doing a quote a week in my siggy. Quotes inspire me, motivate me and even allow me to find solace if im feeling down.

“Women always worry about the things that men forget; men always worry about the things women remember”-Anon

[Cactuar]

My signature, for one.

"You know, I was going to wait a few weeks to do this but -shoots Grod-" - Lex Luthor.
"Turning into a Snake never helps" - Evil Overlord's Guide.

[DrRusty]

i love this one =D

Everything is changing. People are taking the comedians seriously and the politicians as a joke


heres a good one by albert einstein

Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe.

[Cybuster]

I love quotes...Im doing a quote a week in my siggy. Quotes inspire me, motivate me and even allow me to find solace if im feeling down.

“Women always worry about the things that men forget; men always worry about the things women remember”-Anon

Thats not exactly very accurate though >_>;

Also, classic quote here;

"If there is evil in this world, it lurks in the hearts of men" - Edward D. Morrison

[Spaz]

"If in physics there's something you don't understand, you can always hide behind the uncharted depths of nature. You can always blame God. You didn't make it so complex yourself. But if your program doesn't work, there is no one to hide behind. You cannot hide behind an obstinate nature. If it doesn't work, you've messed up." - Dijkstra

[Dagger]

"I'm not a complete Idiot, some parts are missing."

I don't remember who that is from, but I got it from a site full of funny quotes.

[Katie]

Life is what happens to you while you're busy making other plans. John Lennon (1940 - 1980)

[xLeviathan]

There's no 'wise insight' in this one, but I heard it from a female friend of mine, it's pretty cute.



Sometimes skulls are thick, Sometimes peoples hearts are vacant, Sometimes kind words don't work, So sometimes the hell I create is necessary.

[Flintlock]

"We are Anonymous. We do not forgive. We do not forget. Expect us."

go internets!

[Worthyness]

I love quotes...Im doing a quote a week in my siggy. Quotes inspire me, motivate me and even allow me to find solace if im feeling down.



I agree with you. LOL i have a whole list on a word document cause i like them so much =P

Anyways here's one i got off a fortune cookie =)

“In great attempts it is even glorious to fail”

Love all of everyones replys

[ablu2]

"Q: Whats the best way to come your hare? A: Hold by its large ears and stroke gently" - Laffy Taffy Co. :cool:

[xLeviathan]

Never underestimate the predictability of stupidity.


Bullet Tooth Tony - Snatch [Movie].

[Ahmed]

Got all these in an e-mail with well.. quotes on women/marriage. Love it, haha.

David Bissonette
When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.

Sacha Guitry
After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just can't face each other, but still they stay together.

Hemant Joshi
By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher.

Socrates
Woman inspires us to great things, and prevents us from achieving them.

Dumas
The great question... which I have not been able to answer... is, 'What does a woman want?

Sigmund Freud
I had some words with my wife, and she had some paragraphs with me.

Anonymous
'Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays.'

Henny Youngman
'I don't worry about terrorism. I was married for two years.'

Sam Kinison
'There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking.. It's called marriage.'

James Holt McGavran
'I've had bad luck with both my wives. The first one left me, and the second one didn't.'

Patrick Murray
Two secrets to keep your marriage brimming
1. Whenever you're wrong, admit it,
2. Whenever you're right, shut up.

Nash
The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once...

Anonymous
You know what I did before I married? Anything I wanted to.

Henny Youngman
My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.

Rodney Dangerfield
A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong.

Milton Berle
Marriage is the only war where one sleeps with the enemy.

Anonymous
A man inserted an 'ad' in the classifieds: 'Wife wanted'. Next day he received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: 'You can have mine.'

Anonymous
First Guy (proudly): 'My wife's an angel!'
Second Guy: 'You're lucky, mine's still alive.'

Anonymous
I recently read that love is entirely a matter of chemistry. That must be why my wife treats me like toxic waste.

[BladeHavoc]

I'll do my best to remember this one from Kung Fu Panda (Pretty good movie by the way).

"The past is history, the future's a mystery, and today is a gift: that is why it is called the present."

Not even sure of its actual origins o.o Just heard it in the movie.

[Worthyness]

My quote of the beginning of the week?

"Distance tests the endurance of the horse; time reveals a person's character"
-Chinese proverb

[Beaner]

"I would kill everyone in this room for 1 drop of sweet beer" -Homer Simpson-

[Zaotsu]

"The best argument against democracy is a five-minute conversation with the average voter" - Winston Churchill

[Conciente]

With great power comes great responsibility.

[DrRusty]

With great power comes great responsibility.

hey thats ffrom spiderman lol

[pruny]

It's not the size of the dog in the fight, it's the size of the fight in the dog.

[Saver]

Gotta love classics and overused.
"You first."

[Lana♥]

“I think it's important for girls to be confident. Believe in yourself and ... everybody's hot.”
“Every woman should have four pets in her life. A mink in her closet, a jaguar in her garage, a tiger in her bed, and a jackass who pays for everything.”

Paris!
"I am a grateful... grapefruit."

Bjork

[Ecstasy]

“The only way to find true happiness is to risk being completely cut open.” - Chuck Palahniuk

[Worthyness]

“Pray for what you want, but work for the things you need”

Fortune cookies rule =P

[xCenario]

"The yesterday is history. The tommorow is a mistery. But the today is a gift, thats why they call it present."

I really liked this one, got it from a book.

Edit: And my signature :P got it from the movie Lions for lambs.

[Hazzy]

"The yesterday is history. The tommorow is a mistery. But the today is a gift, thats why they call it present."

I really liked this one, got it from a book.

Edit: And my signature :P got it from the movie Lions for lambs.

That's in the movie Panda Kung Fu. :cool:

My favorite quote of all time:
"Some people are like slinkys, not really good for anything, but they always bring a smile to your face when you shove them down a flight of stairs."

Moar!

"When you're in jail, a good friend will be trying to bail you out. A best friend will be in the cell next to you saying, 'Damn, that was fun.'"


"There are 10 different kinds of people in this world: those who understand binary, and those who don't."

"The reason grandchildren and grandparents get along so well is because they have a common enemy."

[xCenario]

"There are 10 different kinds of people in this world: those who understand binary, and those who don't."


Hahaha about that one :P I bet you people will be like "and the other 8 type of people?" :f2:

[Eneko]

"this is me being nice, if i was being rude id great you with something much sharper then my tounge" or something like that. It was the new crimson wood npc

[aznegglover]

Snake? Snake? SNAAAAAAAAAAKE!

[whybanme]

"Hey! He's gone! Mr. Sir Henry Mother Fucker just jetted. What a pussy." - Travis Touchdown, No More Heroes.

[Porphion]

"Pride is a crutch for the weak." ~Random Fortune Cookie

"C'mon you apes! You wanna live forever!" ~Unknown Drill Sergeant, circa WWI.

"Never tell people how to do things. Tell them what to do, and they will surprise you with their ingenuity."
"Always do everything you ask of those you command."
"It is foolish and wrong to mourn the men who died. Rather we should thank God that such men lived." ~George S. Patton

[Worthyness]

“Do not dwell in the past, do not dream of the future, concentrate the mind on the present moment.”-Buddha

=)

[Retalion]

Well, this week is the Espys so I think its fitting to post my favorite quotes here.

"Don't give up. Don't ever give up"..."Cancer can take away all my physical abilities. It cannot touch my mind, it cannot touch my heart, and it cannot touch my soul and those three things are going to carry on forever."

Jim Valvano, the 1993 Arthur Ashe award recipient (and at the time, fighting cancer).

Link to the full speech: http://youtube.com/watch?v=ePXlkqkFH6s I absolutely love it.

[GMSInfighter]

"When your pushed, killings as easy as breathing" ~ Rambo :heart:

[Mark]

"When a single person suffers from disillusions it is called insanity. When a group of people suffer from disillusions it is called religion."

[JoeTang]

"The tallest blade of grass is the first to be cut by the lawnmower."

Also, sig. *points down*

[»-Chris->]

"There are 10 different kinds of people in this world: those who understand binary, and those who don't."
Lol, I love that one!

[ZuWrath]

-points to my signature-

Not so much a quote, but I follow that everywhere.

[revansithasasin]

-points to my signature-

Not so much a quote, but I follow that everywhere.

i like that one too, *also points to signature* sadly this one is becoming less true everyday

do, or do not, there is no try -yoda

you're in love, have a beer - hellboy 2

make like a tree, and fuck off - boondock saints

certainty of death? slim chance of success? what are we waiting for - lotr

[Ashley]

"When life offers you a dream so far beyond any of your expectations, it's not reasonable to grieve when it comes to an end." -Twilight

[ZuWrath]

"When the gates of Pax Tharsas fall, we will make our way through and avoid anything to do with Thorbardin. History and time will be changed, all because of a Kender."
- Raistlin

^ If you know that, say "I LOVE DRAGONLANCE" ^

[Worthyness]

"No matter how old you are, there's always something good to look forward to."
- Lynn Johnston

LOL facebook quote:excellent:

[Russt]

Brick walls are there for a reason. They let us prove how badly we want things.

[Ecstasy]

Trust no man, fear no bitch.

Stoled from a friend's AiM profile. :redface:

[MiSSHaku]

"Never use a hatchet to remove a fly from the forehead of a friend." - Random Fortune Cookie.

So, so true. -.-

[Russt]

Ooh ooh~

You don't have a chance unless you take one.

[Lylac]

"Reports that say that something hasn't happened are always interesting to me, because as we know, there are known knowns; there are things we know we know. We also know there are known unknowns; that is to say we know there are some things we do not know. But there are also unknown unknowns — the ones we don't know we don't know."

- Former US Secretary of Defense, Donald Rumsfeld

[psychopat]

"You like Chinese food."
- my fortune cookie :f3:

"Duct tape is like the force; it has a light side, a dark side and it binds the universe together"

"Life is the only sexually transmitted disease that is 100% fatal."

"If at first you don't succeed... maybe skydiving isn't for you."

"He who can does; He who cannot teaches."
- George Bernard Shaw

"Dancing is a perpendicular expression of a horizontal desire"
- George Bernard Shaw

"I'm so clever that sometimes even I don't understand a single word of what I'm saying"
- Oscar Wilde

"I can resist everything except temptation"
- Oscar Wilde

"Put your hand on a hot stove for a minute and it seems like an hour. Put your hand on a pretty girl for an hour, and it seems like a minute. That's relativity."
(Dunno who said it, but Good Will Hunting stole it :wink:)

"The trouble with being punctual is that nobody's there to appreciate it." <--- so true :f4:
- Franklin P. Jones

[ZuWrath]

"Duct tape is like the force; it has a light side, a dark side and it binds the universe together"

LOL I have a shirt that says that, and it has duct tape on it (part of the shirt).

[Chompy]

"He who can does; He who cannot teaches."
- George Bernard Shaw


I fucking HATE that quote.
I teach Karate
Really to be a good teacher you have to BE AWESOME at what you do.
you have to understand EVERY TINY detail.:f1:
I'd love to beat Shaw's ass.
But he is dead.
So I cannot.
Yeah... I'd beat some nobel Prize winner ass.

...
Meh quotes

Humor is reason gone mad.
Groucho Marx
I don't care to belong to a club that accepts people like me as members.
Groucho Marx

[psychopat]

Heh.. yeah, the teaching quote doesn't always apply. It's amazing how often it did in university though, probably because 90% of what you learn you aren't going to use once you join the work force.

[Cheesecake]

yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery. but today is a gift, that's why they call it the present~:)
-turtle sensei (kung fu panda)
money can buy happiness, people just don't know where to shop :3

[Worthyness]

"If you're good at something, never do it for free"- The Joker

“You either die a hero or you live long enough to see yourself become the villain.” – Harvey Dent

LOL <3 The Dark Knight xD

[chrome]

"We were given four cardinal directions to follow; we were too incompetent to stick to the one direction that we initially chose to travel towards. From our aforementioned incompetence and sense of misdirection is where we derive the infinite vectors of our lives."


-Anonymous

AFDS

[Nikkey]

"Love can be both heaven and hell."
Anders Jacobsson, vocalist in Draconian

"There is no evil without love."
Anon

Also (though contradicting the above quote)

The opposite of love is not evil, but indifference.

[Dyxanije]

"Ask a man which way he is going got vote, and he will probably tell you. Ask him, however, why, and vagueness is all."

"War doesn't decide who's right - only who's left"

"You always hear patriots talking about dying for their country, but never about killing for their country"

[ahoboandahal]

"It is better to close you mouth and have everyone think you are an idiot than to open your mouth and confirm all suspiscions."

"That which does not kill me just postpones the inevitable"

[madanthony]

http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y251/madanthony/calvin.jpg
Bill Watterson

[Crescendolls]

"I personally believe that U.S. Americans are unable to do so because uh, some people out there in our nation don't have maps and, uh I believe that our education like such as South Africa, and uh, the Iraq, everywhere like such as and I believe that they should our education over here in the U.S. should help the U.S. uh, or should help South Africa and should help the Iraq and the Asian countries so we will be able to build up our future for our children."

I live by this quote.

[Corn]

"I personally believe that U.S. Americans are unable to do so because uh, some people out there in our nation don't have maps and, uh I believe that our education like such as South Africa, and uh, the Iraq, everywhere like such as and I believe that they should our education over here in the U.S. should help the U.S. uh, or should help South Africa and should help the Iraq and the Asian countries so we will be able to build up our future for our children."

I live by this quote.

Lol you memorized that quote?

The video was lulz.

[iiMarik]

“You often meet your fate on the road you take to avoid it”

“There is no such thing as accident; it is fate misnamed”

“Nothing can save you from fate, the inevitable.”

“Most of us can forgive and forget; we just don't want the other person to forget that we forgave”

“Forgiveness is a funny thing. It warms the heart and cools the sting.”

“Never deprive someone of hope; it might be all they have.”


^__^

[Acim]

"If practice makes perfect, and nobody's perfect, why practice?" I don't know who the original creator of that was, I know Billie Joe Armstrong or whatever his name is, the guy from Green Day, said it.

[Laur]

"We scream our insecurites, but mutter our apologies. And that's why this world will always be so wrong."

"In the end, we all end up being the people we swore we would never be."

"When life gives you a hundred reasons to cry; show life that you have a thousand reasons to smile."

"Fate decides who enters your life, but actions decide who stays there."

"I liked the days when boys were written down on paper listed on your top 5, instead of you carrying them in your heart. When you would brag about how cool your parents were, instead of talking about how they now ruin their lives. When the only reason you didn't want to get out of bed for school was because you were sleepy, and now it's because each day is a struggle. While hide & seek was the coolest game, instead of guys seeing how many girls they can go out with at one time. When you wished upon birthday candles, and now you wish on a boy who is holding your heart. The days when you were just a kid who still had their innocence, and now you're a teenager who knows everything has changed."

[Katastrophe]

''You think you fresh? Shit nigga I'm ripeeeeee'' -Weezy (;

[Katie]

lolz^^^

Good 'ol Weezy.

[Spaz]

"A mathematician is a device for turning coffee into theorems." - either Alfréd Rényi or Paul Erdos

[Cardboardsnail]

"The penis mightier than the sword" -Edward Bulwer-Lytton

[Hatsu]

"Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one."

[Worthyness]

"Real rewards await those who choose wisely"-Indiana Jones ride at Anaheim Disneyland

[Blankout]

"Real rewards await those who choose wisely"-Indiana Jones ride at Anaheim Disneyland

Oh I remember that! I went on that ride 2 times. Weeeeee!

[Shinryuji]

"Silence is golden; duct tape is silver."

[SuGaRnSp1C3]

"I got a jar of dirt, I got a jar of dirt, and guess what’s inside it!"-Captain Jack Sparrow

[Worthyness]

"The night is always darkest just before the dawn" -Harvey Dent, The Dark Knight

My new favorite quote =)

[Wani]

"What does the winter bring, if not yet another spring?" - From Kamelot - Serenade. Good song, and I really love that line in it.

[Acim]

"the penis mightier than the sword" -edward bulwer-lytton

lmao.

[Kranzorbaken]

http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y251/madanthony/calvin.jpg
Bill Watterson

OMFG STGSDYFGASDFB calvin and hobbes.
I have the complete calvin and hobbes book.
Simply amazing.

Any ways my favourite quote is.

" shut the f'uck up and hit it" (a reference to when me and my friends are bmxing and one of us pusses out on something)

[Worthyness]

"If people knew how hard i work to get my mastery, it wouldn't seems so wonderfulat all." Michelangelo

[Nikkey]

"The question of whether a computer can think is no more interesting than the question of whether a submarine can swim."
- Edsger Dijkstra

[Dyxanije]

“I contend that we are both atheists. I just believe in one fewer god than you do. When you understand why you dismiss all the other possible gods, you will understand why I dismiss yours.”

I like this quote a lot but forgot where I heard it from =/.

[Roxas]

Idk if someone mentioned this one yet :

"If you say "PLZ" just because it's shorter than "PLEASE" I feel perfectly justified to say "NO" because it's shorter than "YES".

[Sivrat]

“I contend that we are both atheists. I just believe in one fewer god than you do. When you understand why you dismiss all the other possible gods, you will understand why I dismiss yours.”

I like this quote a lot but forgot where I heard it from =/.

wow that is nice.
My favorite quote is more of a story, which i am not sure i have completely right(cannot find book i read it from) It is attributed to the Taoist Sage Chuange-tze, and it goes something like
"There once was a man who was tired of seeing his footprints, and wanted to escape his shadow, so he ran. But no matter how far he ran, his footprints followed him, and no matter how fast he went, his shadow kept pace. So he ran faster and faster, until dying from exhaustion. If he had just stood still, there would be no more footprints, if he had rested in the shade, he would cast no shadow."

[Spaz]

"In theory, there is no difference between theory and practice. But, in practice, there is." ~ Jan L. A. van de Snepscheut

[iiMarik]

"Failure is not an option."



“I don't know the key to success, but the key to failure is trying to please everybody.”

:D Yeah, pro quotes.

[Technolink]

No Grateful Dead, no Jimi Hendrix, what is this generation coming too!

C'mon, am I the only 17-year-old hippie left? There's gotta be more.

Ripple by the Dead is full of quotes.

EDIT: Forget it, I simply have to post the whole song, there's too many great quotes:

If my words did glow with the gold of sunshine
And my tunes were played on the harp unstrung,
Would you hear my voice come thru the music,
Would you hold it near as it were your own?

Its a hand-me-down, the thoughts are broken,
Perhaps theyre better left unsung.
I dont know, dont really care
Let there be songs to fill the air.

Ripple in still water,
When there is no pebble tossed,
Nor wind to blow.

Reach out your hand if your cup be empty,
If your cup is full may it be again,
Let it be known there is a fountain,
That was not made by the hands of men.

There is a road, no simple highway,
Between the dawn and the dark of night,
And if you go no one may follow,
That path is for your steps alone.

Ripple in still water,
When there is no pebble tossed,
Nor wind to blow.

But if you fall you fall alone,
If you should stand then whos to guide you?
If I knew the way I would take you home.

If you take a minute and analyze that, there's so much to it. Now China Cat Sunflower, I think Robert Hunter was just plain stoned when he wrote that.

[randompeep]

Whoever said it wasn't all about winning probably lost.

~TheSmartGuy's sig

[Wani]

"Then all I swore that I would never be was now so suddenly the only thing I wanted to become" - Dream Theater - Octavarium. A lyric that suddenly applies very much to me :/

[Arroz]

"They'll never hit us from that dist-"
From some admiral in the Civil War, those were his last words lol

[Wani]

"I think [Optimus Prime]'d make a neat president!" - Spike Witwicky, 3rd episode of the original Transformers.

[Fiendia]

My siggy for my favorite one, another one:

-A leader is a follower willing to let go.

And lastly:

-You can always follow paths made in life, but the right choice, perchance could be slipping off the path and leaving a trail behind.

[pretz]

Here are some quotes my girlfriend sent me to cheer me up when I was upset once.. I really appreicate them, and hope you guys will too =)
__________________________________________________ _______________________

Accept everything in life and you will be one more happy person in the world~

There is always something good coming out of something bad. You just gotta look for the good and stop dwelling on the bad~

Don't cry 'cause it's over...smile 'cause it happened~ =)

Never look down on anybody unless you're helping them up~

Do not follow where the path may lead, go instead where there is no path and leave a trail~

Friends are like four leaf clovers, hard to find, lucky to have...

If everything is a coincidence, then it's Fate not coincidence~

Don't always go for the guy who can sweep you off your feet 'cause he can drop you on your butt just as fast

A memory lasts forever, never does it die, true friends stay together, never say goodbye~

Your future depends on your dreams...so go to bed XD

Enjoy!

[blitzkrieg]

"A foolish consistency is the hobgoblin of little minds." - Ralph Waldo Emerson

"No bastard ever won a war by dying for his country. He won it by making the other poor dumb bastard die for his country." - General George Patton Jr

[randompeep]

Make it idiot-proof, and they'll make a better idiot. ~Dervish's sig

Absence of evidence is not evidence of absence. ~Bill Clinton

Amazing what you can find, if you post enough. ;)


Edit: Surprised no one has put this up yet. (correct me if I'm wrong.)

THIS IS SPARTA!!! ~King Leonidas, 300

[DrRusty]

They say people are innocent until proven guilty, and people will say they are innocent until someone proves them guilty.

Ignorance might be bliss for you, but its a pain in the ass for everyone else.

Self made quotes after all these Nexon bannings.

[DarkestTempest]

This one's from a random person on GFaqs, when asked "How is Maplestory a good game?"
Games = waste of time. Maplestory = massive waste of time. Maplestory = good game..

[Kranzorbaken]

Idk if someone mentioned this one yet :

"If you say "PLZ" just because it's shorter than "PLEASE" I feel perfectly justified to say "NO" because it's shorter than "YES".

and isnt it.
If someone askes me cc plz just because its shorter than change channels please
I tell them no because its shorter than yes

[Wani]

and isnt it.
If someone askes me cc plz just because its shorter than change channels please
I tell them no because its shorter than yes

I hate that quote <_< cc plz has the same basic meaning as "change channels please", whereas "no" has the complete opposite to "yes". How about you say "k" because that's shorter than "no"?


That's off-topic though, so no more continuing this argument!

"If at first you don't succeed, sky-diving probably isn't for you". Generic random lolquote XD

[Dyxanije]

"War does not determine who is right - only who is left"

"Whoever stands by a just cause cannot possibly be called a terrorist."

"War is delightful to those who have not yet experienced it."

"All that is necessary for evil to succeed is for good men to do nothing."

"Older men declare war. But it is the youth that must fight and die."

"The truth of the matter is that you always know the right thing to do. The hard part is doing it."

"It doesn't take a hero to order men into battle. It takes a hero to be one of those men who goes into battle."

"If a man has done his best, what else is there?"

"You always hear patriots talking about dying for their country, but never about killing for their country"

I started playing Call of Duty 4 again :D.

[Spaz]

"It doesn't take special talents to reproduce -- even plants can do it. On the other hand, contributing to a program like Emacs takes real skill. That is really something to be proud of.

It helps more people, too. " - Richard Stallman (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Richard_stallman)

That one made me laugh. Good old Stallman.

[Wani]

About the LHC:
"The claim is that 'micro black holes' could be formed which would suck up the earth. Firstly, black holes don't suck any more than a bit of mass-energy, secondly we know that black holes evaporate very rapidly so could do no harm and thirdly, no-one expects them to be formed in the first place. It's just bad anti-science baloney." - Dr David Hutchison, the guy who taught me particle physics, relativity and cosmology last semester.

[Rocket-Boy]

I've got a million of awesome quotes but I have no idea who wrote them.
Yea there's a lot of them here but they're really good ^__^


A million words couldn't bring you back I know because I've tried, neither could a million tears I know because I've cried.


I've spent my whole life looking for someone I could live with, when I should've been looking for the one I couldn't live without.


Wow, these pills are like sex, except I'm having them


When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep. Not screaming, like the passengers in his car....


You know that look women get when they want sex?... Me neither!


The last time I was inside a woman was when I was inside the Statue of Liberty.


Sex is like art. Most of it is pretty bad, and the good stuff is out of your price range.


The man who smiles when things go wrong has thought of someone to blame it on.


I told my wife that a husband is like a fine wine; he gets better with age. The next day, she locked me in the cellar.


There are no stupid questions, just stupid people.


Flying is learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss.


Hard work never killed anybody, but why take a chance?
^(I think this one is by Homer Simpson)


Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling.


Marriage is give and take. You'd better give it to her or she'll take it anyway.


Man invented language to satisfy his deep need to complain.


Duct tape is like the force. It has a light side, a dark side, and it holds the world together.


Your mama is so fat, when she sings, its over.


I just broke up with someone and the last thing she said to me was "You'll never find anyone like me again!" I'm thinking, "I sure hope not! If I don't want you, why would I want someone like you."


Just because nobody complains doesn't mean all parachutes are perfect.


A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.


Women: Can't live with them, can't bury them in the back yard without the neighbors seeing.


Every fight is a food fight when you’re a cannibal.


Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else.
^(one of my favorites)

[randompeep]

Tell a lie long enough, and people eventually start believing it. ~Hitler

[JezzaRules]

Let muddy water stand still and it will gradually clear

Quote from the book "Garden of the Purple Dragon" by Carole Wilkinson

[Porphion]

"I have already intimated to you the danger of parties in the state, with particular reference to the founding of them on geographical discriminations. Let me now take a more comprehensive view, and warn you in the most solemn manner against the baneful effects of the spirit of party, generally.

The alternate domination of one faction over another, sharpened by the spirit of revenge, natural to party dissension, which in different ages and countries has perpetrated the most horrid enormities, is itself a frightful despotism. But this leads at length to a more formal and permanent despotism. The disorders and miseries, which result, gradually incline the minds of men to seek security and repose in the absolute power of an individual; and sooner or later the chief of some prevailing faction, more able or more fortunate than his competitors, turns this disposition to the purposes of his own elevation, on the ruins of Public Liberty.

The common and continual mischiefs of the spirit of party are sufficient to make it the interest and duty of a wise people to discourage and restrain it.
It serves always to distract the Public Councils, and enfeeble the Public Administration. It agitates the Community with ill-founded jealousies and false alarms; kindles the animosity of one part against another, foments occasionally riot and insurrection."

~George Washington

He warned us...

[Worthyness]

I liked George Washington. He was a very wise man... No one listens to him *rolls eyes*

Here's another one:

"In order to make good in your chosen task, it's important to have someone you want to do it for. The greatest moments in life are not concerned with the selfish achievements but rather with the things we do for the people we love and esteem, and whose respect we need." -Walt Disney

Walt is the shiznit xD

[randompeep]

E=MC^2
~Do I really have to list who put this up?

[Worthyness]

Aww it got moved to speakeasy D=

lol

[squirtle]

"life is unexpected; so start unexpecting things."
probably the most smartest thing i've ever said in my 17 years of living.

[randompeep]

Who said that life should be fair? ~ ???

I say that life should be fair! ~Dennis Brent, English teacher, Whitney High School, CA

[Horusmaster]

"I failed in life because I didn't work my ass off
I succeed in life because i have enjoyed every moment"
~Me

[randompeep]

I didn't realize until now that my planner has a weekly quote!
Every one since the start of my school:

The earth has music for those who listen. ~Shakespeare

A day without laughter is a day wasted. ~Charlie Chaplin

Security is mostly a superstition. It does not exist in nature...
Life is either a daring adventure or nothing. ~Helen Keller

A man can be destroyed but not defeated. ~Ernest Hemingway

[Dyxanije]

"The best is the enemy of the good."

"If you are ashamed to stand by your colors, you had better seek another flag."

"Live for nothing, or die for something"

[Slashermills2]

Idk if someone mentioned this one yet :

"If you say "PLZ" just because it's shorter than "PLEASE" I feel perfectly justified to say "NO" because it's shorter than "YES".

I love this quote...

I AM SOOOOOOOOO SURPRISED NO ONE HAS SAID THIS QUOTE OMFG =D

"You can't spell slaughter without Laughter" =D idk who

[Wreckonized]

"A prisoner of war is a man who tries to kill you and fails, and then asks you not to kill him." - Winston churchill

"A friend is one who has the same enemies as you have." - Abraham Lincoln

"ask not what your country can do for you, ask what you can do for your country."
John F. Kennedy

[randompeep]

if you didnt understand it by now, nx items never GIVE stuff. they only TAKE stuff.
So very true.

-I'd like to thank each and every one of you. ~Various show announcers

- (@above quote) But they never do! So now I'd like to thank each and every one of you. Thank you, thank you, thank you... (x30) ~Dennis Brent

[Dyxanije]

Education is what you get when you read the fine print; experience is what you get when you don't. ~ Pete Seeger

[randompeep]

"Ladies and gentlemen, set yourself on fire! Why? You can't remember why...
Because everyone I love is a thief. Because we were born in unbelieving, both you & I;
our bodies will burn in effigies of promise. I swear." --Ibi Kaslik (Kliapatra's sig)

[DrRusty]

Curiosity killed the cat; lucky for cats they have 9 lives, and lucky for me that i'm not a cat :f2:

[Dyxanije]

A teacher who is attempting to teach without inspiring the pupil with a desire to learn is hammering cold iron. ~ Horace Mann

Religion. It's given people hope in a world torn apart by religion. ~ Jon Stewart

[randompeep]

("translated") Things are not what they appear to be, nor are they otherwise.
~A supposed quote from an Indonesian temple, from Chaos

[GMSInfighter]

Reporter - "And, personally, how many houses do you own?"

McCain - "I'll have my press get back to you on that one."

[Mike]

"When life gives you lemons, make grape juice and leave everyone wondering how the hell you did it."

[FinalHeart]

"I drink your milkshake!"

[randompeep]

I dunno most of it, but here goes:
[so you have to pick between] me, or that one. ~McCain

[Worthyness]

Searching for something is like being a blind man in a library: you will never find what you are looking for, unless perchance you happen upon it.

Something I came up with today =P