Corrupt a wish thread!

[ablu2]

Ok you make a wish, and the person below you grants your wish, but makes you regret making the wish. For example:

"I wish i had a banana sundae!"

"granted, but the banana isnt ripe and the ice cream is your least favorite flavor!"

Ok ill start. I wish I was the ruler of earth!!!

[Kalas]

Granted, you rule the Earth for one day but you suck so badly people revolt and kill you the next day.

I wish I had 5$...

Also wouldn't this belong in the funhouse?

[Rain]

yea it does...

....but your $5 got taken away from the government since it was a fraud...

I wish i was a billionaire~

[Kalas]

Granted, You have one billion counterfeit bills.

I wish I had a cup of pepsi.

[Laur]

Okay, but it's the diet caffeine free kind. Also, can was also opened for a week prior to giving it to you in the cup.

I wish my phone would work.

[Hazzy]

It works, but your phone bill sky rocketed.

I wish for you to not corrupt my wish.

[ablu2]

Granted, but you didnt wish for anything inparticular so you corrupted your own wish.

I wish I was the ruler of another planet and had many smart advisors and a strong army at my disposal.

[Kalas]

Granted, you rule a planet with no atmosphere suffocate, and die.

I wish I knew what to wish for.

[Hazzy]

Granted, but you didnt wish for anything inparticular so you corrupted your own wish

What? I did wish for something in particular. :f6:

[Derimed]

I wish I knew what to wish for.

You will figure out what to wish for.

Only to find out afterwards that you could have wished for something much better and headdesk.

Headdesk!!! :shine:

[ablu2]

What? I did wish for something in particular. :f6:

Ya, but i needed to come up with something!
And Quantact, you were supposed to wish for something. read rules much?

[Blankout]

I'll restart the chain.

I wish I had a solar powered calculator.

[ablu2]

Granted, but it steals all of the suns energy in one gulp and the sun dies.

I wish i had 1000 tons of pure gold.

[Blankout]

Granted, but it falls on you.

I wish I had a internets.

[Beaner]

granted but its all about your mom's porn

i wish i had a chocolate cookie

[xLeviathan]

granted but its all about your mom's porn

i wish i had a chocolate cookie

Granted, but you find out it's not really chocolate (use your imagination).
:f6:.

I wish I had a chinchilla :)

[Kalas]

Granted but animal rights activists take it away from you for abuse.

I wish I had a cheese pizza with nothing else on it.

[Hazzy]

Granted, but it's three months old.

i wish for pie.

[ToastyGhost]

Granted. It's made if Limburger cheese.

I wish I had more time.

[ablu2]

Granted, but during that more time you get tortured.

I wish i had 1,000,000 non-counterfeit dollars locked in an inpenetreble safe.

[Kalas]

Granted, sadly you forgot the combination to the lock.

I wish I wasn't bored.

[Blankout]

Granted. You are being chased by a rapist.

I wish for a better avatar

[Kalas]

Granted but you get banned for an inapropriate avatar.

I wish school started sooner.

[Blankout]

Granted, but you get expelled from gluing pr0nz on the textbooks.

I wish for more smilies.

[xLeviathan]

Granted, but you get expelled from gluing pr0nz on the textbooks.

I wish for more smilies.

Granted, but the new ones are patched in and full of bugs, making you unable to use any smilies until the next server check (assuming MS emotes//how typical).

I wish I had over 40 billion dollars locked in a bank vault that only required my fingerprint and I have hands of steel.

:f3:

[Chompy]

Granted, but the new ones are patched in and full of bugs, making you unable to use any smilies until the next server check (assuming MS emotes//how typical).

I wish I had over 40 billion dollars locked in a bank vault that only required my fingerprint and I have hands of steel.

:f3:

Done. You have hands of Steel. They are not alive.
The steel contains trace amounts of lithium and mercury- You enter your vault and it locks behind you.
You slowly go crazy from the lithium and the mercury eats away at you. You die a painful death mere hours later covered in money.

I wish I had a pair of awesome Leopard Print Pink Sunglasses.:glitter:

[Kalas]

Granted but you drop and step on them breaking them.

I wish for world peace.

[Blankout]

Granted. Uranus is now peaceful.

I wish for lulz.

[Chompy]

Granted. Uranus is now peaceful.

I wish for lulz.

The Lulz invade from outer space and use your organs for breeding their babies.
It is very painful.

I wish my Pink Leopard Print sunglasses were fixed...:f4:

[Kalas]

Granted, they're fixed but you lose them.

I wish the planet Earth had never ending world peace.

[Chompy]

Granted, they're fixed but you lose them.

I wish the planet Earth had never ending world peace.

That is an easy one-
All humanity is wiped out in a brutal guerrilla style war with lots of rape and sadistic murder and baby eating.
Then with no humans to fight world peace ensues- Though some people starve to death since they are limbless... But just a few.
I wish I had a new pair of Pink Leopard Print sunglasses

[Blankout]

Granted, but your new pair is the last one in existence, so the population attacks you for them.

I wish for peaceful lulz.

[Kalas]

Granted but you have a heart attack from seeing them and die.

I wish I had eternal youth and immortality.

[Chompy]

Granted but you have a heart attack from seeing them and die.

I wish I had eternal youth and immortality.

Ok.
But you are forever held in a concentration camp chained down and Flayed open
Forever experiencing the joys of a vivisection.

I wish I was the King Of Candyland~!

[Cactuar]

Granted. You are now made of candy, as per the law of Candy Land Lineage. Some foreign explores also happen upon your palace as you are pronounced king. You are eaten, as is your entire kingdom. On the bright side, you did bleed chocolate.

I wish for a paper clip, with no qualities that would not be found in a normal paper clip, to appear (on the surface of the Earth) near my feet.

[Kalas]

Granted a paper clip appears at you feet pointing upwards you step on it and get your foot impaled you scream in pain step backwards and fall down some stairs breaking every bone in your body, get a concussion and pass out and eventually die.

I wish I could have whatever I want when ever I want with no negative consequences.

[Bws2cool]

Granted but you have to do it by yourself because you turned into a snob and your friends deserted you and your family hates you.

I wish Yellonde would come out ._.

[Chompy]

Granted a paper clip appears at you feet pointing upwards you step on it and get your foot impaled you scream in pain step backwards and fall down some stairs breaking every bone in your body, get a concussion and pass out and eventually die.

I wish I could have whatever I want when ever I want with no negative consequences.

Granted to ensure that you yourself cannot give any unforeseen "bad" aftereffects your brain was severed. Thus you live a blissful happy wish filled slobbering life

I wish I was a Cactuar.


Granted but you have to do it by yourself because you turned into a snob and your friends deserted you and your family hates you.

I wish Yellonde would come out ._.

It does.
You are banned Permanently from Maple for "hacking"
I wish some one answered my wish..

[Dyxanije]

Granted but you are unsatisfied with your wish to the point of anger.

I wish I owned a zoo xD.

[Kalas]

Granted but you forget to lock the cages after feeding the lions they get out eat some people alive and now you are being sued for everything you own.

I wish I had telekinetic powers...(mind reading, able to lift stuff etc) and I could turn the powers on or off at will.

[GuineaPiggy]

Granted. You decide to read your mother's mind for the lulz, only to foresee the dirty things she plans to do with your father tonight. You are now traumatized.

I wish people could go up into space for vacation <3

[ZYXWVUT]

Granted, but there are too many accidents, and the project is terminated after approximately two million deaths.

I wish for

[ablu2]

Granted, but you didnt wish for anything thus you are sad.

I wish naruto wouldnt keep not recording...

[Saver]

Granted, but you ran out of video space to record. Or naruto's recording methods got stalled by a new anime in production. You're wish is confusing =[

I wish I was on the Moment of Truth.

[iiMarik]

Granted, but they ask you a question that you answer incorrectly, therefore losing.

I wish life was simple.

[ablu2]

Granted, but then you get very very very very very very very very bored.

I wish I could make my life go by 5% faster!

[Chompy]

Granted, but then you get very very very very very very very very bored.

I wish I could make my life go by 5% faster!

Done.
Your life ends immediately upon this wish.- YOu shoulda said SLOWER.

I wish I had yummy bagels.:shine:

[Blankout]

Granted, but the after eating it, you realize the "sour cream" was actually white paint. Ouch.

I wish for a pineappleing pineapple.

[Hazzy]

Granted, but it.. uhm.. cheats on your GF?

I wish for more pie.

[Chompy]

Granted, but it.. uhm.. cheats on your GF?

I wish for more pie.

Granted.
As you finish that delicious sweet minced meat pie you notice that it was made of fresh babies.

I wish people would adore my big toe of MIGHT!

[Magus]

Granted.
However, your big toe goes mad with power and has itself severed from your body.
Then, since it needs your blood and whatnot dies. You are convicted of murder and high treason.

I wish I had an N-Gage.

[ZYXWVUT]

Done. Owning such an abomination is corruption within itself. or so I hear.

I wish for an uncorrputable wish to present itself in this thread.

[ablu2]

Granted, but the wish stinks.

I wish someone in asia would die.

[Nerdy]

Granted. However, you are suddenly teleported to Asia, and are chosen as the one to die.
I wish I could beat Minesweeper on the advanced difficulty.

[Chompy]

Granted. However, you are suddenly teleported to Asia, and are chosen as the one to die.
I wish I could beat Minesweeper on the advanced difficulty.

Granted, But it takes you 500 tries- and each time you fail a small African child is killed by real Landmines.
As you win you get an E-mail with a slideshow of their deaths.
...
I wish that the mods didn't gimme so many Warnings for spam(maybe I should just stay In the funhouse)

[Kalas]

Granted, instead of getting warnings you get infractions and are banned within a few days.

I wish I could go the the movies sooner...

[Wani]

Granted, but the only movies on then all suck.

I wish my stomach would stop lying about how hungry I am.

[EndlessAxis]

granted but your stomach shuts down and you slowly die from a giant CRAMP


I wish I didn't have to write down a wish here

[Blankout]

Too late.

I wish for seven and a half cheezburgers.

[Sn1perJohnE]

granted

.. you die from DUN DUN DUN DIABETES! and you were not missed :@

i wish for.... a space bar :@

[Wani]

Granted, but it doesn't work.

I wish my cat hadn't eaten my headphones. :(

[Blankout]

Granted. Your cat steps on them instead.

I wish for a "Corrupt a wish thread!"

[Milelke]

Granted, but theres already one and you get accidently banned because the moderator makes a mistake.

I wish global warming would stop, there would be no global cooling either, the world wont explode, humans wont die somehow, the universe doesnt explode, btw, the temperature rotates as usual, from cold in the wither to warm in the summer, the temperatures would not go below -40F or above 120F, and it works in the sense of hemishpheres, cold in the north, warm in the south, vice-versa, The contiunets wont sink, the oceans wont dry up, there will be no freak disaster (that includes naturaul), oh and we dont accidently set off all our bombs and kill each other, endless world peace , an asteroid, comet, or any other space object will NOT hit earth, The Sun wont expand and gobble up earth either, no gamma ray burst will kill us, aliens wont come and kill us.


This is actually one wish, i just ellaborated on what i dont want happening, find some fault in it please :D.

[Blankout]

Granted. You also get kicked in the shin because some people (not me) are too lazy to read all the loophole coverers.

I wish to find a loophole in that last post.

[tzk221]

Granted, but you die before you could disclose it.

@ Mile: Granted, but the moon will be knocked out of orbit and put the Earth in an eternal eclipse.

[Hazzy]

Granted, but then you forget it.

I wish you would not corrupt this wish. :D

[Sn1perJohnE]

granted

... but God deems you unworthy for the wish and condemns you to hell :@

i wish for a..... PERIOD :@

[Milelke]

Granted, but then someone busts into your house, shoots at all your limbs, but keeping you alive for 10 agonizung hours before finally shooting you in the head, your murderer is never found infact they somehow trace to your best friend, trial him guilty and he is electricruted. Oh and the thread become corrup again after 5 minutes.

Granted, but the period explodes and u die.


I wish a random house that isnt mine or anybody i love would explode, granted that nobody near it (including me or loved ones) or in it didnt get hurt, oh, and its cant be a dollhouse, and the house cant fall on me or my loved ones.

[Blankout]

Granted, but bam! An anvil falls on you. (Haven't you seen those old cartoons? Yeah, there's awesome :D)

I wish I was better at finding loopholes :/

[ZYXWVUT]

Granted, but everyone else is still better than you

For Milelke : The place in Heaven saved for you explodes. WTFPWNT

I wish I was better at explaining stuff.

[Blankout]

Granted. You are now statistically better by 0.034%.

I wish for a bag of chips.

[ShadowMarck]

Granted. But the bag of chips is your least favorite flavor and then a random thief comes into your house, shoves the chips down your throat, and then proceeds to slam the bag over your head, causing you to suffocate, and finally he then goes downstairs and brutally rapes and murders you family and pets.

I wish for the power the control ice and lightning.

[Blankout]

Granted. But you suck at it and end up freezing and electrocuting yourself to death.

I wish for a hyperlink.

[Sn1perJohnE]

granted

but the hyperlink is so long, you die of old age trying to let it load within your browser

i wish for a CooKie XD

[Kalas]

Granted, some one gives you a CooKie but it has blood infected with HIV/AIDS on it you overlook the blood eat the CooKie, get AIDS and die.

I wish no bad things would happen to me and only good things would.

[tzk221]

Granted, but bad things will happen to your family.

I wish for a giant blown-up Pikachu like this:
http://i29.photobucket.com/albums/c272/smi-o/New%20pix/Pikachu.jpg

[Sn1perJohnE]

granted

Pikachu goes on its period and flows blood everywhere, drowning everyone inside

i wish pikachu would DIE!

[Kalas]

Granted, you kill pikachu and animal rights actvists sue you for everything you have. Broke you become a hobo forced to beg for money, a teenager sees you, laughs, then proceeds to throw gasoline on you and lights you on fire and you die.

I wish nothing bad could happen to me, any one related to me. or anyone I like, and we are all blessed with a ton of good luck that will never run out.

[ablu2]

Granted, but you get bored.

I wish someone would make an un-corruptable wish I could use my top-secret-corruption-plan on!

[Kalas]

Granted, some one wishes an uncoruptable wish about your top secret plan getting destroyed and you forgetting what it was. You get frustrated trying to remember it, get depressed then proceed to /wrist, you slice your arm open to much, get scared and slip on a puddle of your own blood, knock yourself unconcious and die of blood loss.

I wish my uncle's computer had spell check and that I wasn't to lazy to think of a better wish.

[Hazzy]

Granted, but it doesn't work.

I wish for you to not corrupt this wish. :D (Uncorruptable! yay! :D)

[Milelke]

Granted, but the Spell Check has so many bugs, when your uncle turns it into his boss, it says, "You Suck, A-Hole" Badly enough, his boss is also a mafia leader who kills your uncle and burns down his house, oh and then a computer falls on your head.

@ Hazzy, Granted, but then your house bursts into flames , you die..... and this thread becomes corrupt again 10 minutes later.

I wish the North Korean Dictator would die already.

[Alloy]

Granted, but he reawakes as a zombie, and starts turning everyone into zombies.


Granted, but it doesn't work.

I wish for you to not corrupt this wish. :D (Uncorruptable! yay! :D)

Look who says that... Mister #666 post!

[Sn1perJohnE]

too bad we cant grant your nonexistant wish, you failed :@

i wish some horrible will happen to me (corrupt THAT)

[Hazzy]

You get laid by your father, but then your worst nightmare comes true.

Lol @ 667 post. D:

I wish for MORE pie

[tzk221]

Granted, but the pie will be thrown at you

I wish I didn't have summer homework.

[Hazzy]

Granted. But you fail school now. :D

I wish for hannel 20 back. :[

[tzk221]

Granted, but I hit you in the head with a hammer for not knowing what that is.

I wish for nothing.

[Hazzy]

Granted, but you die

I wish I didn't spell Channel 20 as hannel 20.

[Blankout]

Granted. You now spell it as anal 20.

I wish for an ice cream cone.

[Hazzy]

Granted. But it's melted

I wish for a wish

[Blankout]

Granted. You get a wish, but you drop it and it breaks.

I wish for a wish that doesn't break.

[Hazzy]

Granted, but then the wish is undone and it breaks.

[Sn1perJohnE]

no wish again >_> plus

You get laid by your father, but then your worst nightmare comes true.

Lol @ 667 post. D:

I wish for MORE pie

i wished for something horrible to happen, to corrupt it, id have to have somethin good happen, therefore raped by dad is not within the corruptions, you just made it wrong for yourself :@

i wish for air :@

[tzk221]

Granted, but Aang bends it and you into a giant bolder.

I wish for cherry flavored cough drops.

[Blankout]

Granted. Now, whenever you cough, cherry-flavored droplets come out.

I wish for Fiel to come to this thread.

EDIT: User was temp-banned for this post. ~Fiel

[tzk221]

Granted, but he bans you for summoning him.

I wish that whenever I cough, cherry-flavored droplets come out.

[Blankout]

Granted, but everyone who gets hit turns into a cherry zombie and eat your brains. Braaaaaaaaaaaaainsssssss.

I wish for braaaaaaainssss.

[Mira]

Granted, but a zombie comes by and eats them soon after. :D

I wish Isaac would give me a hug!

[tzk221]

Granted, but it's actually the skeleton of Isaac Newton.

I wish for chocolate-flavored soda.

[EngelRod]

Granted, but it tastes so bad that your head explodes.


I wish I wasn't so bored =)

[tzk221]

Gratned, but the moon just blew up.

I wish for fried chocolate.

[Sn1perJohnE]

granted

you die a horrible death reminisant of The Kings, Elvis Presely's deep fried banana and chocolate donuts of death.

i wish for a dollar.

[tzk221]

Granted, but it's a Hong Kong Dollar.

I wish for chocolate-flavored fish.

[Hazzy]

Granted, but it's a puffer.

I wish for you to not grant my wish, nor corrupt it.

[tzk221]

^Darn, no loophole for that.

I wish for a loophole for that ^.

[Mira]

Edit: errr, you guys post too fast. Granted, but the loophole isn't really a loophole, it's a loopsquare.

I wish that IsaacGS(theoneonthisfourm) would give me a hug! >:D

[Hazzy]

Granted, Isaac hugs you. However, he then ask you out and date rapes you.

I wish Isaac would post here.

[Sn1perJohnE]

Grant

Isaac bans you for tellin him what to do :@

i wish i wish i was a fish :@

[Blankout]

Granted. You die from lack of water.

I wish tzk221 would stop with the chocolate wishing.

[Sn1perJohnE]

granted

but shes wishes you were made of chocolate, and you get eatin by little kids

i wish that a picture really was worth a 1000 words.

[Blankout]

granted

but shes wishes you were made of chocolate, and you get eatin by little kids

i wish that a picture really was worth a 1000 words.

Granted, but since your hard drive is filled up with tiny tiny pictures, the size for each picture gets bigger and your computer crashes.

I wish I knew what everyone's genders are.

[Hazzy]

Granted, but you find out in the shower

I wish I wasn't so much of a perv.

[Kalas]

Granted, you are no longer a perv because you are dead.

I wish I didn't eat all that KFV just now..

[Hazzy]

Granted. Instead of KFV, you ate KFC.

I wish for MORE pie.

[Blankout]

Granted. You have more pie. More pie. More pie. MORE PIE!11!11111one!111 You faint from the pie goodness.

I wish for funkay.

[ablu2]

Granted, but its too funkay for your brain to handle.

I wish there was a new tv show i liked.

[Blankout]

Granted, but only you like it, so it's canceled after 2 episodes.

I wish for a little bit of funkay.

[Lunare]

Granted, but the Funkay get all over your face and you get AIDS and die.

I wish for a permanent always-at-my-side bishop who is always ever so willing to take me to himes.

[Kalas]

Granted, but the bishop dies every it enters the map.

I wish I didn't typo KFC as KFV im my last post.

[Hazzy]

Granted, but only after the forum dies.

I wish I knew where the "Post your Desktops" thread was. :[

[Kalas]

Granted, you find it after its closed.

I wish I may, I wish I might
Have this wish I wish tonight
I want that star, I want it now
I want it all and I don't care how.

Lol, I'm bored.

[Sn1perJohnE]

granted

a metoer crashes into your house and everyone dies, while you are left a quadriplegic

i wish i had sharks with freakin laser beams!

[Kalas]

Granted but the sharks are dead and the lasers aren't working.

I wish I was playing MapleStory.

[Beaner]

granted, but there is a patch and its 86 hours long.

i wish blue was a flavor

[Kalas]

Granted but it tastes like shit.

I wish that patch was over ^

[Sn1perJohnE]

granted

emergency server check will last for 10 hours

i wish you wouldnt post before me :O

[Beaner]

kalas: granted, now thereis an emergency server check.
sn1per: granted but the mutant pie eats you.

i wish my wish didnt get corrupted

[Kalas]

Granted, someone else wishes you were never born, since you were never born you coulden't make the wish and since you coulden't make the wish it never got corrupted becasue you never wished for it.

I wish that made more sense.

[Sn1perJohnE]

granted

you watch donnie darko and are not happy with the outcome

i wish you would do that voodoo that hoodoo that makes my hoodoo do voodoo :S

[Lunare]

Not granted.

I wish my summer vacation was extended into the winter months.

[Sn1perJohnE]

granted

and i help you stay warm :@

i wish for 2 wishes!

[Kalas]

Granted, but they both suck and make everyone hate you.

iwisheveryonewouldstarttypinglikethis.

[Sn1perJohnE]

granted

you made the world retarded and join the ranks of Naruto and "OVER 9000!" people everywhere.

i wish i had a catch phrase

[Kalas]

Granted your new catch phrase is "BELIEVE IT" enough said.

I wish more people would post here.

[Beaner]

granted, but your mom posts and send you to bed.

i wish i had ice cream

[Kalas]

Granted but you drop it on the floor.

I wish for something bad to happen.

[Milelke]

Granted,


































You Die.

I wish for 2 more wishes
I wish for world peace
I wish for 5 more wishes
I wish for world hunger to stop
I wish we could all live to a ripe old age of 1000. (Not actually aging until 900)
I wish that all my wishes are uncorruptble
I wish for 1 more wish
I wish thats its impossible to find a loophole in this wish or the others.

[iiMarik]

Granted, you get 2 wishes that are negative. Wish for a million dollars, and you're in debt of 1mil! :glitter:

I wish for.. happiness! :shine:

[Milelke]

Granted, a Homicidal Maniac named Happiness comes in your house and kill you and your family.

I wish for good tasting cookies, that wont be thrown, or shot at me. or shoved down my throat.

[Kalas]

Granted, they're posioned and you eat them...good bye.

I wish I was being tortured.

[Hazzy]

Granted, but you don't experience the feeling you wanted to.

I wish for more pie

[Kalas]

Granted, but your mom takes it away because you can't have desert unill after dinner, then your dad eats it.

I wish I knew wth I was doing up at 7:30am...

[ablu2]

Granted, but its not pretty...

I wish i could have answered the wish that was 10 wishes a few posts before mine...

[Hazzy]

Granted, but you now realize it's because of your one night stand with your sister's boy friend.

I wish for you to cc and no one to be able to read this
bordum.

[Corn]

Granted, but you now realize it's because of your one night stand with your sister's boy friend.

I wish for you to cc and no one to be able to read this
bordum.

I cc to your channel.

I wish I would never see this thread again.

[Kalas]

Granted, this thread gets deleted but someone makes Corrupt a wish thread! V2 and you are now forced to see that one.

I wish the next person who posts in this thread makes a wish about a paradox.

[tzk221]

Granted, but I won't. :f3:

I wish I knew how to turn my keyboard Dvorak. (Real wish. I'm using Windows XPSP3.)

[Kalas]

Granted, but then it breaks.

I wish I knew how to help you.

[Lunare]

Granted, but you try to help and all you do is hurt.

I wish people never begged me for mesos :[

[Blankout]

Granted. They now beg you for fame and items.

I wish "abbreviation" wasn't such a long word.

[Kalas]

Granted, it is now half as long but every other known word is now twice as long.

I wish I didn't just eat half my body weight at iHop.

[tzk221]

Granted, but you just ate half your body weight in lard.

I wish for another wish.

[Kalas]

Granted, you get another wish but die before you could use it.

I wish my friends would check there im/pm/emails more often... :f7:

[Truemark]

Granted, but they mark your address as spam, so you no longer can send to them.

I wish to know why women can't put the lid to the toilet down.

[Kalas]

Granted, your head implodes from the knowledge.

I wish my friends didn't mark my adress as spam.

[tzk221]

Granted, but they never check their email anymore.

I wish for 1 M354R5.

[Kalas]

Granted, but then you get hacked.

I wish my friends would check there emails...

Lol at loop.

[ZYXWVUT]

Granted. Their computers are hacked via email.

I wishasdfdssdfagsdaf

[Alloy]

Gran... wait WHAT?

*black hole*

I wish I could exist.

[aznegglover]

Granted, but as an amoeba.

I wish I was zapped by lightning.

[Hazzy]

Granted, but the experience is too shocking for your mind, and you go into a coma.

I wish I could make a Sader-Coma pun.

[Wani]

Granted, but the pun sucks and everyone thinks you're lame.

I wish this power plug down here actually worked and all the tables with working power plugs weren't taken.

[ablu2]

Granted, but the power goes crazy and deletes all the files from your comp.

I wish Wani hadnt beat me to the post...

[tzk221]

Granted, but I did.

I wish that my head doesn't hurt.

[Alloy]

Granted, but that's because you are now dead.

I wish I had a potato pet.

[»-Chris->]

Granted, but the potato is rotten! D=

I wish I had 25k nx now please.

[Wani]

Granted, but the potato is rotten! D=

I wish I had 25k nx now please.

Granted. You get banned for NX Fraud.


I wish I could get to sleep when I actually want to.

[Truemark]

Granted. But you walk in your sleep, right out the 72nd floor window of a high rise.

I wish that basil market users started making sense.

[ablu2]

Granted, but they make much more cents than you and become rich so you regret your wish.

I wish my brother went to camp for the week.

[Alloy]

Granted, but you go with him.

I wish I could go... ♪ sooooomewheeeere ooooover the raaaaainbooooow... ♪

[tzk221]

Granted, but ♪ biiiiiiiiirds flyyyyyyy ooooover the raaaaainbooooow ♪ and poo on you.

I wish I knew why I know that song.

[Blankout]

Granted. You now know how you know the song. But what you don't know is why you know how you know the song.

I wish that sentence was less confusing.

[tzk221]

Granted, but then I wouldn't know what you're saying (I know understand the above statement o.o).

I wish I knew what I wish I knew.

[Blankout]

Granted, but OGM PARAD0X

I wish I had what I wish I had.

[ablu2]

darn beat me to the post...

Granted, but what you wish you had eats you.

I wish my grandma never bought puppies.

[tzk221]

Granted, but she bought kitties.

I wish for a wish for a fish.

[Alloy]

Granted, but the fish has no water D:

I wish I didn't wish.

[tzk221]

Granted, but you get run over by a truck.

I wish I'm better at price checking.

[Blankout]

Granted. Your P/C skill level increases by two levels. Now it's level 3, out of 1000!

I wish for more bold.

[Judgment]

You're wish has been granted. Now everything you say, type, and think, will be BOLD!

I wish for life to go by faster.

[Blankout]

Granted. It goes by fast. FAST. You crumple to the ground, dead in a matter of seconds.

I wish for meta tags.

[tzk221]

I wish the above has a wish.

[Blankout]

I wish the above has a wish.

I do. HAX

I wish I could edit a tad faster.

[ablu2]

Granted, but she bought kitties.

I wish for a wish for a fish.

Granted, you edit at lightspeed but it is inaccurate and not to the point.

I wish I had a pretty kitty!

@tzk221: I WANTED her to buy kitties, in fact theres a stray I want her to take in.

[ZYXWVUT]

I do. HAX

I wish I could edit a tad faster.

granted. You are now statistically better by 0.034%.
HA HA

My post was slow, but above has no wish, so it's okay.

[Sn1perJohnE]

no wish......BOOM

i wish more things would explode :@

[Beaner]

granted, but they are so small you cant see the explosions.

i wish humans werent bastard covered bastards with bastard filling.

[Sn1perJohnE]

granted you are know king bastard, filled with all the bastardness of the world....and are shunned.

i wish i could lvl in real life @-a

[Mira]

granted you are know king bastard, filled with all the bastardness of the world....and are shunned.

i wish i could lvl in real life @-a

Granted, but you have to kill 1,000 people to lvl up.

I wish IsaacGS of this forum would give me a hug and not do anything bad to me. :D

[tzk221]

Granted, but it's actually Fiel disguised as IsaacGS.

I wish my internet speed was faster.

[Sn1perJohnE]

granted, but your internet is so fast, it travels back in time, taking you with it, to the time of Jebus, and you must help Jebus fend off the ALIENS!

i wish jebus was a real person

[tzk221]

Granted, but he eats your head.

I wish my guild has more than three people.

[Judgment]

Wish granted, but other than the three original people, they're all clones of the original people!

I wish I don't need to sleep.

[Mira]

Wish granted, but other than the three original people, they're all clones of the original people!

I wish I don't need to sleep.

Granted, but you go crazy from lack of sleep. :p

I wish that IsaacGS of this fourm would give me a hug, and he won't hurt me, and IT'S ACTUALLY HIM! D:

currupt that!

[tzk221]

Granted, but you die in three days.

I wish for a pan lid.

[Blankout]

Granted. But you're still missing the frying pan that would complete the set and allow you to take over the world.

I wish for a pan lid and frying pan so I can take over the world and then sell it on Ebay.

[ZYXWVUT]

Granted, but the government officials you hired to help rule the world ban eBay forever, so you could sell it on eBay IF it existed, which it no longer does.


Granted, but you die in three days.
^lol




I wish I wish I wish I wish I wish I wish I wish I wish I wish I wish I wish I wish I wish I wish I wish I wish I wish I wish I wish I wish I wish I wish I wish I wish I wish I wish I wish I wish I wish I wish I wish I wish I wish I wish

[Mira]

Granted, but all your wishes don't matter.

I wish that IsaacGS of this forum would give me a hug, that no harm would come to me or him, it's really him, and nothing bad will happen!

:P

[iiMarik]

Granted, however when going forward to hug you, he spots me and hugs mee! :cool:

I wisssssssssh, Jason wouldn't corrupt this wish :((

[Fiel]

*hugs*

I wish that I could find Noah's Ark

EDIT: DAMN YOU iiMARIK!

[ZYXWVUT]

Granted, but you don't know it's the Noah's Ark, nor can you prove it.

I wish I was.

[IsaacGS]

Granted, but you can no longer form complete sentences!

I wish I paid attention to this thread earlier. xD

[Sn1perJohnE]

(yay! i getta do Isaac :@)
granted, but your ADD prompts you to go google wierd and obscene images @:

i wish the world was a RPG game :O

[Blankout]

Granted, but you suck at it and don't get married. (Harvest moon :wink:)

I wish another admin would appear.

[IsaacGS]

(yay! i getta do Isaac :@)
granted, but your ADD prompts you to go google wierd and obscene images @:

i wish the world was a RPG game :O
Granted, however the developer didn't give you a way to escape the nooby area!

I wish adult swim would start airing Anime again instead of retarded "comedy".


Granted, but you suck at it and don't get married. (Harvest moon :wink:)

I wish another admin would appear.
RAWR!
Apparently your wish was granted, however it was me again!XD

[EtherealAsen]

Granted, but its only Lupin The Third.


I wish I had psychic powers.

[ablu2]

Granted, but when you use telekenesis the thing your using it on whacks you in the face.

I wish I had a wish.

[WiseAlon32]

granted, but there was a misunderstanding and it turned out that u had it but u no longer have it.

i wish i had a better computer, ugh.

[Cheesecake]

granted, but to upgrade your ram, i'll stick a goat in your computer and break it

i wish i had an iphone.

[Sn1perJohnE]

granted, but it sucks and is over rated...and gets you robbed at knife point.

i wish Cheesecake did get an iPhone

[Fiel]

Granted. You got an iPhone (what? That is corruption!).


I wish I may
I wish I might
Find a shooting
Star tonight

Beneath the clouds
Beneath the stars
I want to have Miley Cyrus

[tzk221]

Granted, but she dumps you.

I wish to APQ.

[Sn1perJohnE]

granted, but in the middle of bonus, your husband decides to divorce you, kicking you from APQ just as you were about to loot an apple, and your husband takes the 2 kids, the car, and the house :@

I wish that I could apq as well >_>

[ablu2]

Granted, but you lose epicly.

I wish I could catch the impossible to corrupt wishes...

[Sn1perJohnE]

granted, you catch a rare form of HIV only found in cats @_@ and become bitter towards other peoples wishes

i wish i had talent

[Wani]

Granted. You're talented at the most useless skill imaginable.

I wish I hadn't procrastinated my homework repeatedly.

[tzk221]

Granted, but now you have even more homework!

I wish I actually have NX to buy to stuff in my avatar.

[Alloy]

Granted, but now you have even more homework!

I wish I actually have NX to buy to stuff in my avatar.

Granted, but you obviously get banned for NX fraud.

What were you expecting? Free NX... out of NOWHERE

I wish I wished I wished I wished... (loop)

[tzk221]

Granted, but you die.
I got 25K from the survey thing, but now it's being a pineapple and won't give me anymore :f5:

I wish :f6:

[Blankout]

Granted, but your :f6: turns into a :f3:

I wish for a non-transforming :f6:

[tzk221]

Granted, but now it's http://www.southperry.net/forums/images/smilies/Maple/confused.pnghttp://www.southperry.net/forums/images/smilies/Maple/confused.pnghttp://www.southperry.net/forums/images/smilies/Maple/confused.pnghttp://www.southperry.net/forums/images/smilies/Maple/confused.pnghttp://www.southperry.net/forums/images/smilies/Maple/confused.pnghttp://www.southperry.net/forums/images/smilies/Maple/confused.pnghttp://www.southperry.net/forums/images/smilies/Maple/confused.pnghttp://www.southperry.net/forums/images/smilies/Maple/confused.pnghttp://www.southperry.net/forums/images/smilies/Maple/confused.pnghttp://www.southperry.net/forums/images/smilies/Maple/confused.pnghttp://www.southperry.net/forums/images/smilies/Maple/confused.pnghttp://www.southperry.net/forums/images/smilies/Maple/confused.pnghttp://www.southperry.net/forums/images/smilies/Maple/confused.pnghttp://www.southperry.net/forums/images/smilies/Maple/confused.pnghttp://www.southperry.net/forums/images/smilies/Maple/confused.pnghttp://www.southperry.net/forums/images/smilies/Maple/confused.pnghttp://www.southperry.net/forums/images/smilies/Maple/confused.pnghttp://www.southperry.net/forums/images/smilies/Maple/confused.pnghttp://www.southperry.net/forums/images/smilies/Maple/confused.pnghttp://www.southperry.net/forums/images/smilies/Maple/confused.pnghttp://www.southperry.net/forums/images/smilies/Maple/confused.pnghttp://www.southperry.net/forums/images/smilies/Maple/confused.png

I wish for Dvorak to work on Maple.

[Blankout]

Granted, but my :f6::f6::f6::f6::f6::f6::f6::f6::f6::f6::f6::f6::f 6::f6::f6::f6: eat your maple.

I wish for more moar :f6:

[tzk221]

Granted, but they rebel and eat you.

I wish for a cup of tea.

[EtherealAsen]

granted, but its extremely hot and you spill it on you


I wish I was your father :f2:

[ShadowMarck]

Granted, but she turns out to be really bad (likes drugs and crap) so then you beat her, and then you get arrested and get raped in jail.

I wish for a peaceful lulzing pet Mudkip! :cool: :f2: :glitter:

[Blankout]

Granted. (http://www.southperry.net/forums/member.php?u=789)

I wish I could get out of my :f6:s' bellies.

[tzk221]

Granted, but as poo.

I wish for a hyperlink.

[Blankout]

Granted. (sdgerger)

I wish I would stop forgetting to make wishes.

[Riyuran]

Granted, but you start forgetting everything else in your life and eventually lose all your memories except remembering to post wishes in this thread.

I wish for a sunny day.

[tzk221]

Granted, but it's 100 degrees celcius.

I wish for less summer homework.

[brightangel]

Wish granted but now during the school year you will get 10x more homework

I wish for nothing.. o.o

[ZYXWVUT]

Granted, but you die.

srsly that response should be banned

[tzk221]

I wish for a wish.

[brightangel]

Granted, but you die.

srsly that response should be banned

I couldn't think of anything.=(
Also wish granted.. but you get another wish.

[tzk221]

I wish for a wish for that, too.

[Cheesecake]

granted, but im gonna use that wish

i wish for some pudding ;-;

[tzk221]

Granted, but you drown in it.

I wish for an ice cream cone.

[Sn1perJohnE]

granted, but there was a problem with the machine while dipensing and you lose and eye X-@

i wish music was something visual, but not from music videos :@

[Alloy]

Granted, but you get blind.

I wish NOTHING AT ALL.

[Cheesecake]

no more wishes for you.

i wish i had enough money to last me a lifetime :O

[Chompy]

no more wishes for you.

i wish i had enough money to last me a lifetime :O
Granted- I give you no money and kill you on the spot- That is your lifetime.

I wish Fiel would post in the post!

[ablu2]

Guys! If they wish for nothing thats easy to corrupt!

Granted, but while Fiel is posting he sics his chinchillas on you!

I wish I had more cats!

[tzk221]

Granted, but you drown in them.

I wish I have a catch-phrase.

[ablu2]

Granted, but it is "I smell like poop!"

I wish I was the coolest person on earth and you dont corrupt it by saying im frozen solid or anything of the sort.

[tzk221]

Granted. Hi Santa. :glitter:

I wish Konjiki no Gash Bell episode #137 would hurry up and get subbed.

[Wani]

Granted, it's subbed in some African language nobody understands.

I wish I wasn't so lazy. XD

[ablu2]

Granted, you explode from all the un-laziness.

I wish i had a banana.

[Sn1perJohnE]

granted, but you are now addicted to speed @_@

i wish gas was back down to 2.50 a gallon >_>

[Sn1perJohnE]

skip this double post >_>