Southperry's MapleGuide Program!

[Fiel]

Welcome to Southperry's own MapleGuide program!

As part of Southperry's MapleGuide program, you will voluntarily help the community by becoming a half-moderator. No one may know that you are a half-moderator. By being a half-moderator, you will have access to functions that all registered users already have (the report button!). However, you can now only use the report button in boards which you don't usually post. This is a great way to volunteer to help out Southperry. You will also have the ability to PM moderators (SpEcIaL CoOl!) and help out the community.

In order to apply, you must meet the following requirements:

- Must have an account with 300 posts or more
- OR must have an account for longer than 6 months with 100 posts or more
- Must live within the service area (good luck guessing what this is)
- Your account is not banned.
- No prior infractions.
- Like Pineapple. Or Chinchillas. (Just kidding! No, but seriously, you must like Pineapple or Chinchillas. Or Poast. Mmm, Poast.)

In order to apply, please submit to me (Fiel) as a PM with the title, "Southperry MapleGuide!" the following application filled out with your details.

Full name (First and Last):
Birth Date:
Your Account Name:
Forum ID (if applicable):
Your bank account number and routing information:
Your mother's maiden name:

1. Does the name and birthdate on your account match your real name and birthdate? If not, tell us why you're a retard.

2. For what times do you plan on volunteering?

3. Include city, country, and time zone.

4. Are you a hacker? (No, this is not a trick question)

5. What boards do you normally post in?

6. If you qualify, would you be able to submit a copy of one of the following forms of identification: Driver's License, state identification, dog's pedigree, or urine sample?

7. Is there any prior abuse on your account that you know of? If so, tell us why you're a retard.

8. Before I investigate your account, is there anything else that you wish to include?

Good luck to everyone!!!

If you manage to pass this initial application process, you will have to take a timed test. In this test, you'll be required to know the third word of every quest in Maplestory! This is used to truly test one's knowledge of the game and to ensure good applicants. Please make sure to study, and I hope to be working with you soon!

[GMSInfighter]

Damn, I have infractions...

[Sarah]

Full name (First and Last): Sarah Germaine
Birth Date: September 18th, 2003
Your Account Name: PoshSpice
Forum ID (if applicable): IsaacGS
Your bank account number and routing information: 85489483... I don't know what routing information is I'm only 5 :P:P:P:P
Your mother's maiden name: Guadaloup

1. Does the name and birthdate on your account match your real name and birthdate? If not, tell us why you're a retard.

A: No it doesn't because I didn't want people to judge me by age... but instead to judge me by the amount of cards I've collected... like any mature adult would... :f4::f4::f4:

2. For what times do you plan on volunteering?

I get home from ballet at around 5:00, eat dinner and go to bed at 7:30 so I can volunteer from around 7:00 to 7:15

3. Include city, country, and time zone.

Chicago, America, ??? what's a timezone???

4. Are you a hacker? (No, this is not a trick question)

I've dabbled... but the black magician influenced me I swear ^___________________^;;

5. What boards do you normally post in?

Monster book.

6. If you qualify, would you be able to submit a copy of one of the following forms of identification: Driver's License, state identification, dog's pedigree, or urine sample?

Ewwwwwwwwwwwww

7. Is there any prior abuse on your account that you know of? If so, tell us why you're a retard.

My account was hijacked by terrorists for about a week in september. According to CSI: Miami if you call Horatio Caine this should be verifiable in less than 12 minutes.

8. Before I investigate your account, is there anything else that you wish to include?

pls don't ban me. If this is a trap... everyone will know...

edit: oh pm oops lmao delte plas

[sicnarf]

What you did there, I see it.

[Eos]

Full name (First and Last): Eos Parish
Birth Date: 29697.42
Your Account Name: eos367
Forum ID (if applicable): eos367
Your bank account number and routing information: 101 000 911
Your mother's maiden name: Gerscheltzerfluffer

1. Does the name and birthdate on your account match your real name and birthdate? If not, tell us why you're a retard.
Yes. Because I am a super genius.
2. For what times do you plan on volunteering?
Minutes that have a modulo of 11.
3. Include city, country, and time zone.
I think my time zone is now.
4. Are you a hacker? (No, this is not a trick question)
Clearly I am. Everyone who doesn't know me tells me I am.
5. What boards do you normally post in?
Mardia, General, that one noone knows exists full of all the chinchilla pics...
6. If you qualify, would you be able to submit a copy of one of the following forms of identification: Driver's License, state identification, dog's pedigree, or urine sample?
Hm. I don't have biological functions of my own, you'd have to settle for my cat's urine sample.
7. Is there any prior abuse on your account that you know of? If so, tell us why you're a retard.
Did you know it was worth a seven day ban to use the phrase "man sex" in a smega?
8. Before I investigate your account, is there anything else that you wish to include?
If I drink rasberry kool-aid I can channel Harriisonized. Grape makes me foam at the mouth, I assume that's channeling Pavel...

B> real mod powers. or a an electro-shock-mod-button :glitter:. I like that one even better. Moving to site recommendation forum now...

[sicnarf]

Full name (First and Last): Francis Bacon
Birth Date: 9/31/88
Your Account Name: sicnarf
Forum ID (if applicable): Providence
Your bank account number and routing information: 88275---waitaminuteisthisascam?
Your mother's maiden name: Fiel

1. Does the name and birthdate on your account match your real name and birthdate? If not, tell us why you're a retard.
No, i fell on my head.

2. For what times do you plan on volunteering?
12:31-12:32 AM.

3. Include city, country, and time zone.
Well, I heard NYC is in the US and in EDT.

4. Are you a hacker? (No, this is not a trick question)
YES LOL I HEK U

5. What boards do you normally post in?
Usually /b/, sometimes /gif/.

Oh wait.

6. If you qualify, would you be able to submit a copy of one of the following forms of identification: Driver's License, state identification, dog's pedigree, or urine sample?
Only stool, sorry.

7. Is there any prior abuse on your account that you know of? If so, tell us why you're a retard.
Yes, I fell on my head.

8. Before I investigate your account, is there anything else that you wish to include?
Me love you long time?

Edit: omg this isn't PM. DISREGARD THIS.

[Combattente]

LOL. This really made me LOL hard IRL. Fiel, you're the best. :f2:

Full name (First and Last): Victor Qwertyleetbbq
Birth Date: 01.05.09
Your Account Name: YourAccountName
Forum ID (if applicable): Combattente
Your bank account number and routing information: wuts this
Your mother's maiden name: watt

1. Does the name and birthdate on your account match your real name and birthdate? If not, tell us why you're a retard.
No, it doesn't. I'm a retard because my mom made me like this. :f4:

2. For what times do you plan on volunteering?
All the day. I'm a nerd who volunteers all the day without getting paid. :f2:

3. Include city, country, and time zone.
pineapple you, why should I give you this information?

4. Are you a hacker? (No, this is not a trick question)
Yes, I am. ANYTHING AGAINST HACKERS?

5. What boards do you normally post in?
General MapleStory.

6. If you qualify, would you be able to submit a copy of one of the following forms of identification: Driver's License, state identification, dog's pedigree, or urine sample?
No, but I can give you my cat's driver license. Yes, he can drive. :goggle:

7. Is there any prior abuse on your account that you know of? If so, tell us why you're a retard.
Yes. I'm well known for being a spammer and bumping old threads. :goggle:

8. Before I investigate your account, is there anything else that you wish to include?
Yes. Go pineapple yourself. And for pineapple I really mean pineapple. :pineapple:

[GMSInfighter]

I'ma do it anyway, maybe I can get lucky.

Full name (First and Last): Adolf Hitler
Birth Date: 4.20.94
Your Account Name: GMSBrawler
Forum ID (if applicable): Wut dat?
Your bank account number and routing information: IT'S OVER 9000!!!!!!!!!
Your mother's maiden name: YOUR MUM!

1. Does the name and birthdate on your account match your real name and birthdate? If not, tell us why you're a retard.

I'm a crack baby, I don't really know.

2. For what times do you plan on volunteering?

Everyday, cause I have no life.

3. Include city, country, and time zone.

Panama, New Zealand, Twilight Zone.

4. Are you a hacker? (No, this is not a trick question)

The answer is clearly yes.

5. What boards do you normally post in?

The Southperry's MapleGuide Program! kind.

6. If you qualify, would you be able to submit a copy of one of the following forms of identification: Driver's License, state identification, dog's pedigree, or urine sample?

Sperm sample?

7. Is there any prior abuse on your account that you know of? If so, tell us why you're a retard.

My ancestors raped the characters within the account.. So yeah.

8. Before I investigate your account, is there anything else that you wish to include?

I have AIDS.

[MetaSeraphim]

Full name (First and Last): Christopher Paul Isaac Rick Astley Poole.
Birth Date: 09/09/09
Your Account Name: Fiel and Isaac's bastard child, FisaacGS.
Forum ID (if applicable): FisaacGS. Can't you read retard?
Your bank account number and routing information: Is that a sexual metaphor for anal sex?
Your mother's maiden name: MY MOTHER DIED YOU INSENSITIVE BASTARD!!! I HOPE YOU DIE IN THE MOST PAINFUL WAY POSSIBLE.

1. Does the name and birthdate on your account match your real name and birthdate? If not, tell us why you're a retard.

I put a name?

2. For what times do you plan on volunteering?

Forever! In the past that is.

3. Include city, country, and time zone.

Everywhere, Somewhere, Nowhere.

4. Are you a hacker? (No, this is not a trick question)

Yes.

5. What boards do you normally post in?

Every single one of them bitches!

6. If you qualify, would you be able to submit a copy of one of the following forms of identification: Driver's License, state identification, dog's pedigree, or urine sample?

I can provide you with a feces sample.

7. Is there any prior abuse on your account that you know of? If so, tell us why you're a retard.

Fuck no! Are you an insipid retard?

8. Before I investigate your account, is there anything else that you wish to include?

Rainbows Mother Fucker, do you speak it?

[LeGourmand]

Full name (First and Last): Simon Says
Birth Date: 1-3-37
Your Account Name: LeGourmand (methink)
Forum ID (if applicable): It is not applicable
Your bank account number and routing information: Are credit unions info okay too?
Your mother's maiden name: Iron

1. Does the name and birthdate on your account match your real name and birthdate? If not, tell us why you're a retard.
A: I was over excited while making the account so i've made a typo.

2. For what times do you plan on volunteering?
A: From whenever this starts to till i get bored of it.

3. Include city, country, and time zone.
À:Île Sainte-Hélène(Montreal), Quebec(as Canada is no country to me), EST time :wink:

4. Are you a hacker? (No, this is not a trick question)
A:Does Zelda Ocarina of Time Cartridge Tilt count? If so yes.

5. What boards do you normally post in?
A: Funhouse is the only place I post, so I can do this everywhere else!

6. If you qualify, would you be able to submit a copy of one of the following forms of identification: Driver's License, state identification, dog's pedigree, or urine sample?
A:I'll give you a urine sample if you pay me the trip to where ever it is you do that test, cuz you can't ship that in the post, methink.

7. Is there any prior abuse on your account that you know of? If so, tell us why you're a retard.
A:Totally abusing the larger size avatar for donator for free advertising for a local band, not that anyone can read the name, but it's still advertising none the less.

8. Before I investigate your account, is there anything else that you wish to include?
A: I'm gonna donate again if I don't get ban, if i get ban i'll just make a new account

[KajitiSouls]

I c wat u did ther

I'll just stick to being a normal user that punches the report button whenever I think something is wrong =D (gl reporting my reporting, non-mods) Only takes about... 5 minutes to wade through all the new posts every hour xD

[Chompy]

Fiel Providing the srs lulz to his community.:glitter:
TY

[Loose]

Will you ban my account if I post in other forums!?

[xBTAx]

Pineapple, I don't have enough posts or have been here long enough.

Meh, chances are I wouldn't have been selected even if I had. Best of luck to all of you, though. :f2:

EDIT: I read the jokes but still thought this was serious. You may all slap me if you wish.

[Greg22]

kk, mod me up fiel

[Nikkey]

...wait, what?

What's up with @ random-filled "pms" here?

[MetaSeraphim]

I thought PM meant Public Message? Was I wrong?

[FelixTM]

If you manage to pass this initial application process, you will have to take a timed test. In this test, you'll be required to know the third word of every quest in Maplestory! This is used to truly test one's knowledge of the game and to ensure good applicants. Please make sure to study, and I hope to be working with you soon!

HELL YES. FINALLY MY DEDICATED QUESTING PAYS OFF.

I got this MADE, f'ags.

[ItachiPower]

Before I read the contents of what to fill out, I thought you were serious. Lol.

Here's my try:

Full name (First and Last): Lloyd Korn
Birth Date: 1932/12/5
Your Account Name: GMSIdoit
Forum ID (if applicable): Don't have one. :D
Your bank account number and routing information: 379198473. What's routing info? :D
Your mother's maiden name: I was adopted. No mama.

1. Does the name and birthdate on your account match your real name and birthdate? If not, tell us why you're a retard.
I was sexually harassed by my parents at the age of 2.
2. For what times do you plan on volunteering?
Never.
3. Include city, country, and time zone.
??, Iraq. EST
4. Are you a hacker? (No, this is not a trick question)
Damn right man.
5. What boards do you normally post in?
Mod and Admin forums!
6. If you qualify, would you be able to submit a copy of one of the following forms of identification: Driver's License, state identification, dog's pedigree, or urine sample?
I can't drive. Don't live in a state. Don't own a dog. I can't pee.
7. Is there any prior abuse on your account that you know of? If so, tell us why you're a retard.
Yes. I was banned at least 13 times this past minute. I also scammed at least 50 characters and hacked 67 accounts.
8. Before I investigate your account, is there anything else that you wish to include?
I love you.

[Nikkey]

I thought PM meant Public Message? Was I wrong?

No, I think it stands for Private Message.

Am I still allowed to play stupid btw?

[Eos]

Am I still allowed to play stupid btw?

Wait, how long have you been playing? :f2:

[Nikkey]

Wait, how long have you been playing? :f2:

Since birth I think.

[MetaSeraphim]

No, I think it stands for Private Message.

Am I still allowed to play stupid btw?

Wait, what is a Private Message? Does that take a Firefox add-on or something?

[Eos]

Since birth I think.

That's talent. I can't keep a straight face nearly that long.

Course the joke's usually on me anyway, so I guess it all evens out.

:wink:

[Nikkey]

Wait, what is a Private Message? Does that take a Firefox add-on or something?

http://img183.imageshack.us/img183/6280/wat.png
^

[FrozNlite]

Psh f'uck PMs and applications, Paul. Khainian brothas on da BL all da wayin'! Pull me some strangs and hook me up bro. kthnx.

[KajitiSouls]

Your bank account number and routing information: 379198473. What's routing info? :D

Routing info = number that you see at the bottom of your own checks. It's very important =P

[ItachiPower]

I thought it had something to do with a router. Lol.

[MasPan]

I have some infractions, but not many, and would love to participate. I mainly spend time in Funhouse and Scroll Lock, but I constantly use the new posts feature to browse/lurk. I also spend several hours on SP when working. I'm willing to discuss any potential restrictions based on my infractions if it would mean I could still participate.

[Fiel]

lol. I don't think MasPan actually read the topic post.

[MasPan]

lol. I don't think MasPan actually read the topic post.

I think mah supah srs PM bypassed Fiel's sarcasm sensor...<3 my new title.

[RoxStarz]

Getting past the sarcasm of it all I have been wondering this same thing ever since they incorporated the idea.

If they can't do any real damage, actually ban people, then why send them to other servers? Don't you think the players on Mardia know who the hackers on Mardia are? Don't you think we know which guilds to follow? There usually isn't a more dedicated employee than your user base if you use them right. Nobody cares more about the hackers in Mardia than Mardian's, nobody cares more about the hackers in Scania than Scanian's. Do you think I care if people hack in Bera?

Hopefully Nexon puts some teeth into this program before it gets online.

[crewe127]

The service area is Seattle? amirite?

[Eos]

Nobody cares more about the hackers in Mardia than Mardian's

Clearly even Mardian's don't care about the hackers in Mardia or they wouldn't still be present in so called legit guilds and people wouldn't still fawn over and respect Johnny, Mikey, and Eunice like they actually achieved something.

[holyforest]

Full name (First and Last): Jordan Everyletterofthealphabetandmore
Birth Date: 0 A.D.
Your Account Name: chocolate is yummy
Forum ID (if applicable): holyforest
Your bank account number and routing information: erm.....222222222222, up, down, left, right
Your mother's maiden name: Everyletterofthealphabetandmoreminus100

1. Does the name and birthdate on your account match your real name and birthdate? If not, tell us why you're a retard.
Maybe.

2. For what times do you plan on volunteering?
Any time is spiffy for me.

3. Include city, country, and time zone.
No one needs to know village, No one needs to know, *insert time zone*

4. Are you a hacker? (No, this is not a trick question)
Whatever you say.

5. What boards do you normally post in?
General, Rubik's Cube, Funhouse, and other things.

6. If you qualify, would you be able to submit a copy of one of the following forms of identification: Driver's License, state identification, dog's pedigree, or urine sample?
No, but I can give you a chocolate chip cookie.

7. Is there any prior abuse on your account that you know of? If so, tell us why you're a retard.
Nothing that comes to mind right now.

8. Before I investigate your account, is there anything else that you wish to include?
My aunt is in Mensa (no joke), I like chocolate.

[Corn]

Getting past the sarcasm of it all I have been wondering this same thing ever since they incorporated the idea.

If they can't do any real damage, actually ban people, then why send them to other servers? Don't you think the players on Mardia know who the hackers on Mardia are? Don't you think we know which guilds to follow? There usually isn't a more dedicated employee than your user base if you use them right. Nobody cares more about the hackers in Mardia than Mardian's, nobody cares more about the hackers in Scania than Scanian's. Do you think I care if people hack in Bera?

Hopefully Nexon puts some teeth into this program before it gets online.

It's more due to their presence that eliminates people, not their actual banning skills.

I mean, what hacker wouldn't be scared of someone that can turn invisible and teleport across the Maple World?

[Eos]

It's more due to their presence that eliminates people, not their actual banning skills.

I mean, what hacker wouldn't be scared of someone that can turn invisible and teleport across the Maple World?

None of them apparently, since GMs have both those powers plus the BanHammer but weren't accomplishing anything. The aveage hacker is going to know that all the Guides can do is stalk them invisibly and spam reports that the same GM staff that hasn't done squat historically will continue to ignore today.

It's entirely up to the GMs to make this work, because no amount of guides is going to accomplish anything if the reports aren't acted on.

[Corn]

None of them apparently, since GMs have both those powers plus the BanHammer but weren't accomplishing anything. The aveage hacker is going to know that all the Guides can do is stalk them invisibly and spam reports that the same GM staff that hasn't done squat historically will continue to ignore today.



Well, that is true, but well...GMs aren't present. So that's why hackers aren't afraid of getting banned, because they think the GMs are never on.

The hackers might be scared of the chance of getting banned now, since MapleGuides are actually present...there's a (much?) higher chance of getting banned.

I don't think they will ignore the MapleGuides that much...y'know the amount of hackers GMs banned recently.

[Eos]

The hackers might be scared of the chance of getting banned now, since MapleGuides are actually present...there's a (much?) higher chance of getting banned.


We can only hope that there are a significant number of guides, who cover a significant (or randomly changing enough to appear significant) range of times, and that the info they provide gets acted upon in a swift and brutal manner.

Without teeth behind it, this program is no better than the "Alert GM", so I'll be very interested in seeing how it plays out.

[ItzTaylor]

LMFAO.

NOOOoooooooooooooo I have Infractions :f4:

[FelixTM]

OMG! Congrats on Half-Mod, MasPan!

^o^!

[Zpyke]

I see what you did thar. Nice satire.

Also, I can see this falling through. With people spending time on the guide instead of their mains, they might be accused of being inactive, or miss out on things, and eventually just start playing their mains more often. There's just not as much motivation and time to be a guide for more than a few hours. In the end, it comes down to the fact that this is, once again, the GM's job.
So eventually it'll die out, unless Nexon decides to pay/reward guides to keep them interested and give them a reason to give up their game time besides just wanting to help.


lol. I don't think MasPan actually read the topic post.

Offtopic: *bites* I actually got Fiel. Muahahahaha :shine:

Join the unbanned!

Unbanned Admin? :f1:

[MasPan]

I see what you did thar. Nice satire.

Also, I can see this falling through. With people spending time on the guide instead of their mains, they might be accused of being inactive, or miss out on things, and eventually just start playing their mains more often. There's just not as much motivation and time to be a guide for more than a few hours. In the end, it comes down to the fact that this is, once again, the GM's job.
So eventually it'll die out, unless Nexon decides to pay/reward guides to keep them interested and give them a reason to give up their game time besides just wanting to help.



Offtopic: *bites* I actually got Fiel. Muahahahaha :shine:

Join the unbanned!

Unbanned Admin? :f1:


You will now be taking over the role of king of the unbanned, as I have been promoted to Unbanned Half-mod. Ty. I reserve the right to depose you at will.

[NoJobNoRules]

*stabs unbanned meme before it starts*

Don't even go there. :(



Here's my application:

"I <3 Chinchillas, Pineapples, and Poast."

Do I win?

[MasPan]

*stabs unbanned meme before it starts*

Don't even go there. :(



Here's my application:

"I <3 Chinchillas, Pineapples, and Poast."

Do I win?

It's been lurking under the surface of SP's consciousness for about a month now. Deal with it. *bites*

[Eos]

Here's my application:

"I <3 Chinchillas, Pineapples, and Poast."

Do I win?

You left out goggles :goggle:. Burning in hell for you!

[Zpyke]

You will now be taking over the role of king of the unbanned, as I have been promoted to Unbanned Half-mod. Ty. I reserve the right to depose you at will.

Enjoy your rest, old king.

*steps up to the throne...* :goggle:

[MasPan]

Enjoy your rest, old king.

*steps up to the throne...* :goggle:

Remember to abuse your powers responsibly.

[NoJobNoRules]

You left out goggles :goggle:. Burning in hell for you!
Yea....if you were the one who I was applying to.


- Like Pineapple. Or Chinchillas. (Just kidding! No, but seriously, you must like Pineapple or Chinchillas. Or Poast. Mmm, Poast.)

He said nothing about liking goggles. GG.



I would like to see a quest-off against some of the SP guys hanging around here. Felix, Isaac, etc. going at it in one big epic battle....it'd be huge. :zzz:

[Eos]

He said nothing about liking goggles. GG.


Duh, it was an obvious omission designed to catch the unfaithful.

Embrace the goggles. Find salvation. :f3:

[NoJobNoRules]

But they don't do anything. :/ Besides, you're still wearing the glasses. Convert already if you're going to - stop hanging on my fence.

[Eos]

But they don't do anything. :/ Besides, you're still wearing the glasses. Convert already if you're going to - stop hanging on my fence.

Don't be silly, I was never much of a follower; Far too pig-headed to follow any agenda but my own.

[NoJobNoRules]

You mean swine-headed, right? :excellent:



*I'm wondering if/when Fiel is going to do something with this topic...oh well, enjoy it while it lasts I suppose ;P*

[Derimed]

Full name (First and Last): Osama bin Laden
Birth Date: 1957 (I rape goats)
Your Account Name: Quantact
Forum ID (if applicable): Quantact
Your bank account number and routing information: I have my own bank, biatch.
Your mother's maiden name: Where I come from, we don't name our goats.

1. Does the name and birthdate on your account match your real name and birthdate? If not, tell us why you're a retard.

Of course it doesn't. I am a retard because I am 6'4" and weigh 160lb

2. For what times do you plan on volunteering?

I'll hijack...errr volunteer 4-6PM each weekday. All my other time is spent training the mujhadeen to receive their 72 virgins. They're all eager cause none of them can get a woman any other way

3. Include city, country, and time zone.
Cave, Afganistan, who gives a fuuck.

4. Are you a hacker? (No, this is not a trick question)
Biatch, I INVENTED the hacks.

5. What boards do you normally post in?
Social boards. Mujhadeen aren't really good conversation so I try to get to know the imperialistic crusaders I'll be killing next Monday.

6. If you qualify, would you be able to submit a copy of one of the following forms of identification: Driver's License, state identification, dog's pedigree, or urine sample?
Hell no.

7. Is there any prior abuse on your account that you know of? If so, tell us why you're a retard.
Is this a trick question? (yes, I am a retard.)

8. Before I investigate your account, is there anything else that you wish to include?
Look, you can get 25,000,000 mesos for turning me into the Feds! Too bad you'll never find my nifty cave!
http://www.fbi.gov/wanted/topten/fugitives/laden.htm